Hearing this song back in November, I can’t believe it took this long for a video to come out. After my last post, Invincible Period sent me a link to this video, ladies and gentleman, I give you the 2010 movie of the year:
My thoughts after watching it:
1. Prison is cool, but where else can I get cigarette glasses?
2. How bad does Madonna wish thongs were popular in the ’80s? Or, putting cans in your hair for curlers?
3. How many product placements / pop culture references could you name?
With Invicible Period leaving for Africa this weekend, I bet he is spending his remaining hours making sure his iPod is full of songs and videos like this:
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So Big Ben Roethlisberger is back in the news for another sexual assault, but he technically never (motioning my index finger through a circle made with my other hand). So, I thought it was necessary to put together a list of what he may be referring to.
After hearing about this story and getting the rundown of the shit Eric Massa was up to, I think I’m pretty sure that no member of Corporate Thuggin’ has a political future, especially Cracker with Cheese and his penchant for hair tussling. Fast forward to 4:30 to get to the shit where this guys starts talking about tickle fights and orgies from Caligula. I usually hate all this political bullshit, but this guy is incredible.
As I delve deeper into this segment, you are will surely hear about some other food items that I wish I invented, but number one on this list will forever be The Manwich. Let’s start with the food itself, it consists of ground meat (caviar for non-queers) and some sort of sauce that makes saying “fuck you” to napkins, inevitable. You have to put it one bread so that you can totally neglect the thought eating utensils and any sort of order to the insanity. Now, the contents are as incredible as Blue Mountain State, but the name is what truly sets it apart. Even when comparing the title to some other good sandwich names like the BLT, the Reuben, or the Club, it’s like comparing Bruce Springsteen to Clay Aiken. If sandwiches could talk, the Manwich would ask where the closest full-contact strip club is, while all other sandwiches would ask if they could lick you asshole. A Sandwich is a Sandwich, A Manwich is the Fucking Truth.
G4 isn’t just a station for nerds, they came up with the greatest idea for a television show of all-time. No, the show hasn’t hit it’s stride yet, but the potential of cameras around drunk kids and cops has more potential than girls on the Disney Channel.
Just woke up from my nap (yeah it’s 1 am, what of it) and saw this video come on. I don’t really know what they’re saying here, sounds like some kind of Russian language. I never have any idea what Lil Jon is trying to say anyways, but my favorite part of the video is when he tries to read the Spanish dictionary because I’m pretty sure he can’t read. It’s a pretty catchy song and I know everyone is going to want to know what it means.
Logically, I’m thinking that it breaks down like this:
wata = “what” with an Italian accent; gata = spanish for female cat; pitus = kinda like the spanish slang for penis; berry = Halle Berry
Translation? “Halle Berry’s movie Catwoman gives me an erection”
Or it could just be a really good song about sluts. You figure it out. I’m not a goddamn dictionary.
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