I got my drink and my two step

As you have probably heard by now, TV pitchman extraordinaire Billy Mays was found dead this morning at the age of 50.   More disturbing than the death itself is the fact that his son broke the news via his twitter account.  I’m sure if Billy were alive he would put an ass whooping on that nerdy offspring of his, not only for twittering his demise but also for having a girlfriend with several facial piercings.  While  the world mourns, no one will miss him more than his twin brother, Al Borland.