Lady Gaga: “I want to take a ride on your disco stick”… WHAT??

23 year old Lady Gaga strikes again with a smash club hit “Love Games”.

As far as I’m concerned, “smash club hit” means some annoying, over-produced song by a terrible artist — and this song is no exception.

What is different about this song, however, is the ridiculous lyrics in the hook:

Lets have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don’t think too much, just bust that stick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Hearing this I was forced to write an email to my friend Lady, sections of which are below:

Hey Lady,

I just heard your song about the disco stick.  I mean, you’re talking about riding dick, right?  Why don’t you just say so.  It’s not clever at all — I mean, there isn’t even such a thing as a disco stick.  It would be different if you said like “pogo stick” or even just had the balls to say “teeny dick” (cause we know all… about… the… hottie’s who go to clubs).  Plus, 50 cent already made the joke with the (insert random word here) stick.  His was better too.  Much better.  A magic stick is capable of things unimaginable — but a disco stick?  What is that capable of?

Also, you should talk to google and send them some pictures of you in normal clothes, because when I just now did a google image search, you came up in some ugly shit (something that looked like a trashbag, something that looked like an 80′s aerobics jumpsuit, you just look straight busted here, etc.)  See what you can do about that…

kthxbai,

Corporate Thuggin’