Racist Transformers? Fuck that shit, nucka!

So with the second installment of Transformers about to hit the 400 million dollar mark, you would think it would be a sign of a quality movie with little complaints. Oh, on the contrary!

Blogs have been going nuts over the accusation that some of the transformers are racist. It is reported that the twin transformers have the following characteristics:

• They note they can not read when asked to help solve a problem
• They have big ears that flop around
• They have big buck teeth
• One tooth is gold
• They use alot of ‘ghetto’ slang
• Both are definitely not very intelligent

Oh yeah, and it thats not enough, their names are “skids” and “mudflap.”

I know what your thinking…oh snap, thats so racist, Michael Bay hates black people. Well hey, if they arent saying “It’s Gon Rain!”, or running on menthol cigarettes and Colt 45, who cares?

As a matter of fact, why not throw in a token white transformer. It can talk about airline miles, quote lines from Dumb and Dumber, and run on Starbucks and its own sense of self satisfaction, knowing that even if it puts in minimal effort through the first 30 years of its life, it will still probably end up alllllright in the end. This should be a good starting place