How Do You Like Your Poon?

While looking for an ad I saw on the T this morning (but that’s another post), I came across a funnily-named asian movie. That lead me to realize that there is an abundance of people in Hollywood with the unfortunate surname, Poon.

So, that leads to me ask the following questions (SFW):

1. Are you a Healthy Poon?
2. Would you like some Poon Yung Man?
3. Can I interest you to Yick Sum Poon?
4. Peter Pan? More like Peter Poon.
5. Wena Poon. That’s just unfortunate.
6. Would you like to Chi Sum Poon?
7. No, I would like to Chu On Poon.
8. Yeast infection? Sounds like you have a Sik-yee Poon.
9. It’s unfortunate to have a Hung Poon. 
10. Captain Poon, he’s our hero. 

But, the best name, by far, goes to Yoda Poon. Viccaro: mmmm tickle your poon I would like to.

Fortunately, this is only Part 1 in the Poon-Tang Trilogy.

I pride myself on my maturity.