Works Every Time

Apparently some people in Detroit are getting their panties all in a bunch over a billboard with Lando Calrissian hawking cans of Colt 45, saying it “Works Every Time.” One councilwoman is claiming that it’s “an issue of racism and perversity.”

Perversity, maybe; racism, not so much. It’s a malt liquor. That’s like saying it’s racist to say a brem likes his fingersnacks or a monkey likes his banana. I think she’s just pissed because the ad says it works every time, as opposed to her baby daddy’s condom that works 99.9% of the time. So who was the 00.1%?