Arlen Specter – die already.
Aug 30, 2009 uncategorized
This guy sucks. What ever happened to listening to your constituents?
Robin Williams Actually Being Funny
Aug 29, 2009 celebrities, movie, nsfw, video
This new movie is called World’s Greatest Dad and it stars Robin Williams. He’s not being a douche in the trailer so it looks like it might be pretty decent. Also, it was written by Bobcat Goldthwait and I didn’t think the annoying guy from police academy was still alive. Williams’ kid in the movie is from Spy Kids and looks like he steals the show by talking about pussy. Here’s the trailer and check out this link for a compilation of lines from the Spy Kids kid, it’s amazing.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait, nsfw, redband trailer, Robin Williams, Spy Kids, World's Greatest Dad
Minor League Baseball Takes No Prisoners
Aug 28, 2009 celebrities, college, sports
Every sports fan is aware of Tim Tebow and the fact that he is really into god, he even spent time in some jungle performing circumcisions while he was on a mission. Anyway, a minor league baseball team in Florida was planning on having a Tim Tebow Day. The events of the day would include:
- The Day at the Park was entitled “What Would Tim Tebow Do?”
- Promise rings would be handed out to fans
- The ceremonial first pitch would feature a jump pass
- A local man named Tim Tebo would attempt to walk on water
In the end, the University of Florida decided to protest the event even though the cleverness of the events cannot be overlooked. One more thing that puts this mockery of god over the top, the team is named the Fort Myers Miracle.
Another TLC Show You Can Beatoff To
Aug 27, 2009 celebrities, crime, photo, pop culture, sex, she could get it, tv, video
Now accompanying LA Ink and Kat Von D (if you are into that sort of thing) is one member in particular from the new show, Police Women of Broward County. Yes, I’m talking about Andrea, a 26 year old single mother and part-time student that is also a member of the anti-crime unit. Here’s a video of her in action and don’t miss the nice ass shot as she goes for the takedown. I just might have to get into the drug trade down in MIA, so I can get a chance to make an impression. Wait for me Andrea because you could definitely get it.
Tags: andrea, crime, kat von d, la ink, miami, police women of broward county, she could get it
FatAwesome Gangbangs The Oregon Trail
Aug 27, 2009 celebrities, freaks, idiots, internet, movie, music, video
Our friends over at fatawesome have done it again with their latest “The Oregon Trail Song.” To tell you the truth, we at Corporate Thuggin’ have been waiting in anticipation and much more cannot be said apart from the title to this post. So, enjoy as fatawesome takes your favorite childhood video game and dizzies you with an M. Night Shamalyan shout out, Triple H impersonation, and an extemely well-acted robot role.
Tags: computer game, fatawesome, gangbang, music video, oregon trail
How To Maximize Your Swine Flu Benefits
Aug 26, 2009 uncategorized
I still get all of the Northeastern announcement emails, and I just got this one regarding Swine Flu. Seems well-intentioned, but as I read on, I started getting the feeling that there’s gonna be a lot of class-skipping this fall. Here’s a selection of the good parts (I bolded my favorite):
Preparing for interruption of classroom instruction for an unusually large number of students because of widespread influenza infection [I don't know where the rest of that sentance is...] Appropriate self-isolation is critical for containment of the H1N1 virus, as well as the viruses associated with seasonal influenza. It is essential that absence from class caused by such self-isolating does not negatively impact student success in course work. In these circumstances, faculty members must be prepared to alter course policies that would penalize students for short-term absence due to influenza.
The UHCS does not provide documentation for illness, and other medical offices do not consistently provide such documentation. We therefore recommend that students themselves draft and sign absence notes to be provided to their instructors upon their return to class. Integrity in this process is an expectation of the Northeastern Academic Integrity Policy.
So…basically you’re saying that students should isolate themselves to prevent the swine flu from getting around, faculty members need to not penalize students for missing classes, and no one provides documentation for swine flu. So, you’re recommending students to write their own absence notes? And then sign them themselves? And you don’t think anyone is going to take advantage of this?
Let me know how that works out for you.
Image After Death
Aug 26, 2009 caption contest, celebrities, crime, government, old people, politics, pop culture
In May 2008, Edward Kennedy suffered a seizure, and days later was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Following surgery, Ted would come to two more seizures, including one at Barack Obama’s presidential inauguration. Late last night Ted Kennedy passed away at the age of 77.
While his death marks the end of the Kennedy brothers, seeing some of the reactions made online feels odd to me. Take these Facebook status and Twitter updates:
Open Northeastern is “the office that provides expanded programming around alcohol and drug education as a part of Student Affairs.” Their website states, “OPEN provides supportive, confidential, and non-judgmental services; we encourage students to make informed decisions about alcohol and other drug use and strive to reduce harm that can be associated with substance abuse such as poor academic performance, violence, health implications, high-risk sexual behavior, and addiction.”
To me this would be like Child Welfare saying “Michael Jackson was a great man, and his music helped him touch the children of the world.” It looks like when you die you are now only remembered for your good. Who cares if when you were 37 you crashed your car over a bridge, leaving a 28 year old girl to die, and you didn’t contact the police until after her body is found the next day.
I wonder how many (non Nazi) news articles in 1945 sounded like “Adolf Hitler, the man who’s leadership brought Germany out of its Great Depression, was found dead today.”
Tags: OPEN Northeastern, Ted Kennedy
Puddy likes PCs
Aug 25, 2009 advertisment, pop culture, video
David Puddy is…
- A face painter
- A body painter
- A Devils fan
- An Arby’s restaurant lover
- A grease monkey
- And a top of the line Personal Computer
Tags: commercial, David Puddy, Mac, Seinfeld, Windows
Say It With Candy
Aug 25, 2009 uncategorized
The new school year is right around the corner, which means the new freshmen will be here before I know it. I decided to plan ahead this year and try to cover some of my bases, which is why I just ordered a bulk supply of personalized M&Ms. Instead of that awkward phone call the next morning, I thought it would just be easier to say it with candy.
