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Monthly Archives: September 2009

Posted by cracker with cheese on September 8, 2009

Something has always seemed different about Obama, and after listening to his speech to the students of America today, I think I found the link. The clues started when I…

Posted by cracker with cheese on September 8, 2009

This has been the contacts made by ‘forever 21′ since our last time seeing each other: txt messages received: – 9/2 @ 5:23 pm – I just realized that the…

Posted by forever 21 on September 8, 2009

Myself and the writer known as Cracker with Cheese were once roommates at Northeastern University before separating after graduation in the Summer of 2009. After a few months of continuing…

Posted by cracker with cheese on September 6, 2009

NFL steroid user Shawne Merriman got himself arrested Sunday morning.  He was accused of choking and restraining his girlfriend, MySpace bisexual slut Tila Tequila, when she tried to leave his…

Posted by forever 21 on September 3, 2009

It’s been ten years since our minds were blown with Boondock Saints, and now the psychopath of a director and writer, Troy Duffy has renewed the insanity. This one could…

Posted by Lil' Biznas Planz on September 2, 2009

Most of you know me well, are probably aware that I often times end up in absurd situations. Some of these situations are either direct consequence of my own actions,…

Posted by invincible period on September 1, 2009

You make the other girls look like duck-billed sea chickens.

Posted by forever 21 on September 1, 2009

I’ve been tired of the Guido comedy movement about a week after “My New Haircut” debuted and the only one still worth watching is Gino the Ginny because it adds…

Posted by forever 21 on September 1, 2009

I saw this on FilmDrunk and I can’t believe no one thought of this before.