Halloween 2009

DMX

 

Gayness Factor:  None. In fact, i would probably have to kill anyone that looked or acted gay.

Help or Hurt Change to meet girls( -5 to 5): Sistas? maybe. Anyone else? No.

Ability to be worn in a bar: depends if i cover myself in blood

Catch phrase potential: Got everything here really. I can bark alot. I can say “what these bitches want from a n*gga”, lots to work with. This is a big upside

What will friends think?: Big question mark.

What will people at work think?: Don’t care.

Most important consideration: I wouldn’t dress up as just a “thug” or “gansta” cause that is for retards. So i guess i’d have to cover myself in blood, like the “flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood” album. I don’t think enough people would get it unfortunately. If it does backfire, i would have an awesome time having this conversation:

 

Person 1: So what are you?

Me: DMX.

Person 1: Wait, I dont get it.

Me: You know, from the album cover to “flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood.”

Person 1: I don’t get it. Didn’t he, like, think he was a dog or something.

Me: Never mind, I’m a period.

 

Person 1 is obviously white in this scenario (probably has the name harold, or margerie or something like that).

Also, please go to this magazine cover and read the headlines. It is amazing.