Hold onto your nutsack, my favorite pose downs of all time
Posted by: white-collar crime
Oct 26, 2009 sports
In a day and age where MMA’s popularity is skyrocketing, people may forget that the only true test of masculine dominance is an old fashioned pose down. My favorites won’t just take you to the gun show, they’ll carry you and your fat girlfriend there on one arm.
Before you are raped by pure testosterone I will lube up all of your orifices with a demonstration by WWE wrestler Chris Masters. He has just recently returned to the squared circle after being released from his contract for being awesome (failing random drug screenings not once, but twice).
How could I possible leave out Mr. Olympia himself, Arnold? You would think with arms like that he’d be able to get his wife in line before she decided to illegally operate her phone while driving.
Is there any chance former Ms. Olympia Sarah Dunlap has ever had her period?
Don’t let that little Romanian asshole Giuliano Stroe steal your spotlight, Little Hercules.
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