Vampire Bullshit Hits The Sex Toy Industry

This sex toy is called the Fleshlight, and yes that’s because it’s a fake pussy in a flashlight sized can. Overall, there are seven different textures to choose from and four different “openings” appropriately title as follows: “The Stealth” “The Mouth” “The Lady” and “The Butt.” I’m only scratching the surface in the different offerings of the Fleshlight brand so def go to the website, it will blow your mind literally and figuratively. Anyway, this place just started offering a new opening for the can which features a vampire’s mouth complete with fangs. I fucking hate vampires.