We Be… Corporate Thuggin!

Hopefully you are familiar with the classic “Straight Outta Compton” by N.W.A. I certainly am, which is why I used the beat in a song I wrote explaining who we are and what we’re all about…in case you didn’t know already.

Special thanks to White Collar Crime for spittin’ this dope rhyme wit me.

Update 11/1/2009 9:22 AM

Per multiple requests, I have posted the lyrics. Now you can sing along!

“Corporate Thuggin”

Corporate Thuggin crazy motherfucker Lil Biznas Planz
Pounding Whiskey, doin one handed keg stands
Im one of many, we roll deep
With Forever 21 and Crackers with Cheese
White Collar Crime, He’ll make you chuckle
Beat ya ass with briefcases and brass knuckles
Want a reason to be scared? There’s a myriad.
We mean like tigers and Invincible Period
You think you tough son? That’s a fable
Here comes our newest Mr. I brought the table
We representing the mean streets of Boston
spitting rhymes that yo’ ass will get lost in
So now its time to give up ya game
You keep on tryin, ya ass will get slain
We drink enough to get white people dancing
with crime records like Charles Manson
Target practice in Maine, that’s a rule
Don’t make us act a motherfuckin fool
We’ll try and fuck your girl, no maybe
we slamming other bitches boxes, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until  you dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that we’re down with the U S of A
All other countries are GAY
So when we’re in your neighborhood, you better duck
At Corporate Thuggin we crazy as fuck
As we leave, your shoulders be shruggin
but when we come back, boy We be corporate thuggin

Chorus:

[Corporate Thuggin’, Thuggin.]

[Lil Biznas Planz] White Collar Crime
[White Collar Crime] Whassup?
[Lil Biznas Planz] Tell em what you are!

Verse Two:(White Collar Crime)

I’m Corporate Thuggin, another crazy ass blogger
Yo is that your girl,  I’m gonna shnaug her
We be corporate in the day and you know this
While you non thuggin faggots drink your own piss
But we don’t give a fuck, we bang out sluts
If not in their box we, put it in their butts
I know we’re a crew and right now I’m going solo
I’ll do a drive by while wearing a pink polo
Program a spreadsheet in a minute
Then I find a good piece o’ pussy, and go up in it
There better be some motherfucking penetration
Even if there’s a little menstration

You probably think that’s gross and kinda rude,
I know for a fact blood makes good lube
Im a crazy muthafucker from tha street
Follow us on Twitter Corporate Thuggin Tweet Tweet
I’m White Collar Crime I control the automatic
For any dumb muthafucker that starts actin like a faggot
We’re stronger than the Bloods, Tougher than the Crypts
I walk in the office and the girls rub their clits
Business Casual in the day? Yo that’s a law
When its time to start thuggin we break ya jaw
So What If I act a little Cocky?
What  can I say, at least I don’t like Hockey!
We roll together we’re a crew
And once you’re on the scope, your ass is through
Not my fault you ain’t in yo prime
You just got served by White Collar Crime
We Corporate Thuggin

Chorus:

[Corporate Thuggin, Thuggin.]

[White Collar Crime] Lil Biznas Planz the name and the boy be

Corporate Thuggin!
And a brotha that’ll buttufuck yo’ mother
and make ya sister think I love her
I like all bitches, don’t split em into segements
Look at em the right way, and get em’ pregnant
What can I say I’m a bad mortherfucker

I’ll beat ya ass while I’m wearing seersucker

I’ll make a bitch straight, who once was a dyke
Before you know it she’s goin solo on my mic
At Corporate Thuggin, This is how we roll

We fuck shit up enough where it hurts your soul

You think we bad? You think we crooks?

We may be brothers but our favorite is Brooks

We make jokes about periods and jews
We carry glock nine’s but we wear boat shoes
You’re thinking by now Corporate Thuggin’s a paradox
You’ll stop thinking that when you see our huge cocks
After all these dope rhymes, yo’ ass be luggin
That’s what happens when you mess with Corporate Thuggin