New Miley
Timbaland featuring Miley Cyrus “We Belong to Music”
For a song on Timbaland’s album, he says a total of 10 different words; I thought Miley didn’t like people of that color?
Tags: miley cyrus, Timbaland, We Belong to Music
Things we are on Google for part 1
Nov 30, 2009 google
Below is a screen shot from corporatethuggin.com’s traffic analytics engine (ya, we’re legit). It keeps track of how people find us. In this case, Google sent a user from Germany searching for some very niche pornographic material to corporate thuggin. While our site doesn’t currently have this content, we’re working on it.
Suck It, Forever 21
Nov 30, 2009 uncategorized
You’re right, PittsburgH is known for its steel:
The Simpsons never lie.
Wikipedia Is Racist
Nov 30, 2009 uncategorized
You really can put anything on Wikipedia. I came across an article that referenced black people, and I just had to follow the link. There’s an entire page dedicated to Black People, including an interesting section on the One-Drop Rule, and another one on Blackness (apparently Super-Black redirects there). Oh, BTW there’s a pic of Barack Obama next to that paragraph. There’s also an entire page devoted to Sterotypes of Black People – so school children don’t even need to make up their own insults. More proof that kids these days are soft.
My curiosity got the best of me, and I decided to see what other colored peoples are in wikipedia. There’s an entry for Brown People, White People, and Red People (technically Redskins). But the best by far was seeing that Yellow People redirects to Asian People:
I tried looking for Orange People, but that just kept redirecting to my biography. Don’t know what that’s about.
#imthankfulfor
Nov 26, 2009 news, pop culture, video
Behind the 4th of July, Thanksgiving might just be my favorite, religion of America, holiday.
Awesome American things Thankgiving offers:
- Waking up hungover
- Watching parades
- Eating food that makes you sleepy
- High School and NFL football
- Afternoon naps
- Being thankful we won the war against the Indians
- Celebrating our history:
Tags: america, college humor, Thanksgiving
Jennifer Aniston
Nov 26, 2009 advertisment, celebrities, she could get it, video
I’ve never been a real fan of Jennifer Aniston and I think this commercial helps prove my case against her. I hope it is not just me; but Amber makes Jen look like a fat, ugly bitch:
Tags: Jennifer Aniston, St. Jude
Happy Birthday Miley
Nov 23, 2009 caption contest, celebrities, news, photo, pop culture, she could get it, video
Destiny Hope Cyrus, aka Miley Cyrus turned 17 today. To celebrate she had a ’80s themed party. That must be cool for someone who was born in 1992.
So the countdown has begun, 365 days until I can feel like I won’t go to jail for searching online for images like this:
And 366 days until I am done with Miley and can focus all my attention on Noah (and get her away from that annoying bitch Emily):
Tags: emily grace reaves, miley cyrus, noah cyrus
A College Cutting The Football Program Is Like Having A Sex Change Operation
My alma mater, Northeastern University, cut their football program today and even though no one went to the games and they were piss poor under the Rocky Hager regime, I can’t help but feel a little faggy that I went to a college that does not play football. Students everywhere see the necessity of day drinking on Saturday afternoons and that will never happen again for students at Northeastern. I got a few comments on the decision.
Being a graduate of a university that does not have a football team is like…
… going to a party where no one is playing flip cup
… listening to a DMX song without any barking
… drinking caffeine free Sparks
… watching soft core porn
… getting laid without a mouth to dick action
… you’re still having a good time, but you’re missing out on the best part.
Adam is a girls name?
Nov 23, 2009 celebrities, freaks, music, nsfw, photo, pop culture, video
I feel I need to start by stating that I had no idea who Adam Lambert was. Judging by this album cover I thought it was a ugly, P!nk wanna be, girl who thinks she can sing:
But this video really helped clear things up for me; Adam is one of those people who makes everyone around him uncomfortable (aka a huge, flaming homo). I think even Lady Gaga would ask what the fuck is kid doing:
Tags: Adam Lambert, lady gaga, P!nk
Why Pennsylvania Is Amazing
Nov 23, 2009 idiots, internet, news, tv
There is a guy that’s been all over the news for a pile of roadkill deer that he was collecting in his backyard. It may be the best news report of all-time. Also, if you were thinking about why you can’t eat deer that’s killed on the road, don’t do it because their bladder bag breaks when they are hit by the car and it contaminates the meat. Just thought I’d let you know for future reference.
Tags: dead, dead animals, deer, news, pennsylvania, pittsburgh, roadkill
