A College Cutting The Football Program Is Like Having A Sex Change Operation
Posted by: forever 21
Nov 23, 2009 college, sports
My alma mater, Northeastern University, cut their football program today and even though no one went to the games and they were piss poor under the Rocky Hager regime, I can’t help but feel a little faggy that I went to a college that does not play football. Students everywhere see the necessity of day drinking on Saturday afternoons and that will never happen again for students at Northeastern. I got a few comments on the decision.
Being a graduate of a university that does not have a football team is like…
… going to a party where no one is playing flip cup
… listening to a DMX song without any barking
… drinking caffeine free Sparks
… watching soft core porn
… getting laid without a mouth to dick action
… you’re still having a good time, but you’re missing out on the best part.
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