A New Bible
Posted by: cracker with cheese
Nov 10, 2009 book, celebrities, idiots, photo, pop culture, science, she could get it
Somehow two people who have not shown any ability to read or write have created a book. With the short title of How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have created what I am calling, a new modern Bible. The Amazon description shows by reading this book you will:
- Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth–Heidi’s exclusive tutorial
- Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer’s “Villain-o-meter”
- Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
- Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
- Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
- Bow down to the power of the paparazzi
I have no idea how they pull it off in only 144 pages (including pictures). The book does not come out until Nov. 16, and we at Corporate Thuggin’ have not been lucky enough to get an advanced copy; so you will have to look elsewhere to find people how actually spent time reading the book for a review column.
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