Fucking With Terrorists Part II

In case you missed Part I

2.) “Just Warming Up”

Alam Aleikum Lil Biznas Planz,

Greetings in the mighty name of Allah.

I am very much happy to received your mail and i pray that Allah will be with you and give you the wisdom to handle this project to his own glory.I want you to try your possible best to make sure you receive the box containing this funds now that i am still alive.

I trust you as a brother in Allah and i believe you will use this fund for the  mentainace of the house of Allah and orphanage homes.Kindly send to me your full name,address and your telephone number to enable me forward it to the security company were my late husband deposited the box containing the funds.As soon as i receive your information i will give you the contact informations of the security company to enable you contact them and demand the security company to handle the shipmant of the box to you in your country to enable you claim it there.Kindly send to me your photo to enable me see you please.

Please i want you to give his mail quick reply,because i will be going for the surgery operation soon.I have informed the security company about you as the sole person that has the power to claim the box on my behalf,so try your possible best as you promised to make sure you receive the box containing this funds before i will be going for the surgery operation.Also for your information when contact the security company never you let the security company know that the content of the box is funds rather as family valuables as it was declared by my late husband when depositing the bo containing the funds for the security of this funds please

Remain Blessed in Allah

Yours Sister in Allah

Mrs Muna Habib.

My Response:

Salam Aleikum Mrs Muna Habib,

I am very much excited to receive your reply. I am excited to use the money in the name of Allah and donate it to several Islamic orphanages, which there are certainly plenty of in America. I have attached a picture of myself and my wife, from our recent trip to Turkey…in the name of Allah. I hope you enjoy it as we cannot meet in person yet, but with Allah’s blessing, we soon will.

Before moving forward, I would like to make sure, you are also genuine…in the name of Allah. I have respected you enough  Mrs. Muna Habib, to send a picture, of myself and my beautiful wife. To assure myself you are genuine, I ask you send back a picture, of you or someone you know, holding up a sign, that reads “WE BE CORPORATE THUGGIN.”

This random phrase will prove once and for all, that you are real, and genuine in person, in the name of Allah. Once this picture is received, we can move forward, and I will send all my information, in the name of Allah.

Get After It In The Name of Allah,

Lil Biznas Planz

Notes: My sarcasm in this one was blatant…if you’re not mentally challenged. Oh yeah Muna, we have a shitload of Islamic Orphanages in America! Dipshit. Do these people actually think this shit works? Anyone who is that stupid to actually believe them (Southern Rednecks) probably hate anything sounding even remotely Islamic, and last time I checked, America does not negotiate with terrorists.

Muna was kind enough to send some pictures which couldn’t be anymore absurd. We have a picture of “her,” which still makes me laugh.

A picture of a safe which was absolutely crucial for me to believe her:

Also,  you may have noticed I mentioned that I attached a picture of myself and my wife. I considered sending a picture of Invincible Period or Briefcase & Brass Knuckles, but I found my soul and decided not to and with some help with White Collar Crime, thought it would be perfect to send a picture of Everyone’s favorite High School Couple of the 90′s….

Corey and Topanga! Its perfect because although we all know exactly who they are, they lack the fame for anyone overseas to realize who they are. Also, I clearly  thought it would be hilarious if I could get some terrorist fuck to be holding up a picture that says “We Be Corporate Thuggin.” It figured it would look great on the home page.

Finally,  Muna is clearly all about this “Allah” character, so I figured I would try to mention him as much as possible. “Get After It In the Name of Allah!”

Look for Part III Tomorrow

This post goes out to loyal Corporate Thuggin’ Reader SJ who said of the first post “All my roommates think I am insane because I laughed hysterically for ten minutes straight.” That’s a girl who knows how to get after it.