Monthly Archives: December 2009
Some phrases to add to your repertoire: Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In…
Taylor Swift is a single lady (and not the kind with the fat ass like in those Beyonce videos)!
I haven’t gotten to post in a little bit because I’ve been fucking the shit out of corporate life and making it feel like more of a bitch the Adam…
Apparently, Sammy Sweetheart is quite the soccer player. Hard to believe “If you’re not a guido get the fuck outta my face” came from this innocent looking lady. Thats Jersey…
What really gets me pumped about the new year is all those resolutions I get to make: In 2010, I won’t blame it on the alcohol (because all cats feel…
Given Jackie Chan’s movie history, it is hard to tell if 2010 will be his career resurrection or kamikaze mission. Not only will he be starting in The Spy Next…
Get pumped for: someone who is turning all her fingers in January Nothing beats a girl having to use both hands. Also, expect me to be in jail or burning…
Get pumped for: the movie Kick-Ass which comes out in April Preview for pussies: Preview for kids who can enter fake info on a computer:
Christmas is coming up, and I thought I’d throw in a daily double:
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