Lindsay Lohan: Goldilocks and the Three Breast Shots


Apparently Lindsay Lohan finally stopped eating box and started eating something that supports the natural development of her breasts. To demonstrate, she posed for some terrible magazine that I’ve never heard of, and shows some T&A in various stages of undress that I will describe to you using a very delicately-crafted allusion to Goldilocks and the Three Bears:

This porn is too soft-core:

This porn is too hard-core:

This porn is just right:

Oh, BTW this is NSFW, unless you work in a brothel, like Cracker with Cheese.

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    forever 21
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    dude looks like i brought the table, circa 2006 composite.


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