Social Debacles of Lil’ Biznas Planz – Part III
Posted by: Lil' Biznas Planz
Dec 13, 2009 sex, she could get it
So last night, a couple of us thugs attended a Christmas soiree hosted by some Corporate Thuggin associates. I was informed that a friend was bringing a single young woman who might be of interest to me, presumebly for mating purposes.The young woman arrives and we begin conversing for quite some time. I had already rifled through plenty of whiskey so I am pretty much assuming that everything coming out of my mouth was gold and she was getting wetter by the second. She seems to be enjoying herself, and I certainly was as well. I get distracted when White Collar Crime and I begin to do Ice Luge shots, and don’t end up going back to talk to her. The seed is planted.
Since I’m off doing my thing, the same CT associates who brought her are curious how its going. They ask her, and helping me out, one of them mentions, by the way “Lil Biznas Planz” thinks you are cute, to which she responds, “oh…..I thought he was gay.”
Now at this point, I have no clue she thinks this. I somehow manage to convince myself I’m getting laid, however, instead of going to back to fertilze my recently planted seed (perferably fertilize with my semen) I just end up drinking enough to kill a small horse, and she leaves. As soon as she leaves, I am approached by one of the associates and holding back laughter, he tells me she thought I was gay. Although I understand this is funny as hell, I’m kinda pissed and demand to know more.
Apparently, when she said asked me about where I live I said “The south end, which is awesome because there are so many gay guys and families.” To make matters worse, I said it in my infamous gay guy lisp which apparently was a little too good.
However, in my defense, if a girl and a guy are talking, and the guy is speaking in a normal voice, and makes one gay joke in in a gay voice, most people assume he isnt gay, just fucking hilarious. Unfortunately, this gal thought otherwise. Therefore I have concluded it was her shitty sense of humor which got me in this mess, and that I did nothing was wrong, because I was too busy being awesome. Needless to say, in order to earn back every man point I lost last night, I spent today watching football, shooting guns, punching hookers, eating steak, and making my own beef jerky. I’m back motherfuckers.
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