A Weight Loss Tool That Also Helps Girl’s Learn About Handjobs

I guess this has been out for a while, I probably hadn’t seen it yet because I don’t watch Lifetime or the show GLEE. I just want to know how this inventor came up with this idea, doesn’t she know that we’ll blow one on her face way quicker if she uses her mouth.

In other news, a similar work out tool is being created for men called the “FlickWeight.” Basically you practice flicking a bean. The original product was called the “FingerFuckWeight,” but that shit got real.