Apple Introduces The IPad And Gets Into The Periods Business

Today Apple introduced their latest invention and there was much speculation about what it would be called. I’m not going to get into what it is exactly because I tried to read about it and could only hear that nerd from the Simpson’s yelling in my ear. Anyway, they tried to play off of their success of the name IPod by calling the new product the IPad. I first noticed that this similarity would cause havoc on people with a New York accent, but then thought, fuck them those Jersey Shore kids just improved their standing a ton and they needed knocked back down. Then, upon hearing the name repeatedly, IPad kept leading me to thinking about female hygeine products. So they took the next logical step from those gay ass commercials, they went straight to periods.

I decided that I’d be the first to start their new ad campaign. (Notice I chose red)