Reason Behind The Publicity of Casey Johnson’s Death

In  my attempt to figure out a little bit more about the lesbian heiress, Casey Johnson, I stumbled across a report from this past December. Apparently, Johnson broke into her ex-girlfriend’s apartment and stole jewelery, shoes, legal docs, clothing and underwear. This is a great start to a story, but it gets way better because she decidely to leave a calling card sort of like Marv from Home Alone. You might be thinking that, “that’s kind of lame, who emulates a criminal from a kid’s movie,” but you would be wrong. Johnson enters epic crazy status and should be considered for the Corporate Thuggin’ Hall of Fame, because she left a used vibrator and a wet towel. The absurdity of this action made me think of one great movie scene, when Lou Brown in Major League wipes his ass with Roger Dorn’s contract. Yeah, Johnson even made Lou Brown look like a pussy.