Sprite Wants That Ginger, Scalabrine, In The Dunk Contest

If you’re an NBA fan then you’re kind of pissed off that were not going to see the Lebron-Dwight matchup in this years dunk contest, it’s kind of like a girl telling you she’ll allow rear access and later she only shells out an HJ. In light in this, Sprite decided that they’d try and make the dunk contest seem cool even with this lack of star power. I’m assuming they thought those lame ass rap commercials about dunking would pump us up. They were wrong, watching these (video 1, video 2) actually gave me some pain in my right testicle. However, one group of men decided to take this premise and put it on it’s knees. They were the men of fatawesome and their dunk contest candidate is Brian Scalabrine.