State of the Union Address Recap

So, if you’re anything like me, then you probably wanted to smash your head on the wall 5 minutes into Obama’s State of the Union Address tonight. In fact, I’m pretty sure I could have seen better acting in the Married with Children marathon I was oh so tempted to watch…

But, I didn’t want to be that idiot in the office who has nothing to say about the historic speech, and neither should you. That’s why I put together this recap summarizing the most important points of his speech: