The Pregnancy Pact


Some people wonder what it really takes to become a member of Corporate Thuggin. Well it involves a sacred pact. A pregnancy pact.

As the fat broad in this made-for-TV-movie finds out, girls across the country are getting pregnant at an epidemic rate. Why? Well there’s no reason to watch this terrible movie to find out: we have super sperm.

Don’t believe us? Well, like the feminazis that made this movie say, not all teen pregnancies are unplanned (neither are all teen abortions):

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  1. cracker with cheese Says:

    The best part is the description they give to tvguide: ‘When teen pregnancies spike, a blogger decides to investigate and finds a small town in a struggle between its conservative values and the argument for school-supplied contraception. However, the real question, asked by the national media that descends on the town, is why these girls decided to get pregnant in the first place.’ It is from a true story from Gloucester, MA in 2008. I have it on tivo for the llama party this weekend.


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