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Tyson Gets Emotional

Posted by cracker with cheese on January 12, 2010

Mike Tyson was the guest host of Monday Night RAW last night and gave a very emotional speech to Hornswoggle:

Oh my, fascinating,
you mind please,
hey listen, listen, listen,
if I happen to see you tonight,
when I am in my match,
I am going to tear your intestines out
and jump rope with it,
and that’s not all,
I am going to take my two fingers,
I’m going to dig up your nostrils,
and I’m going to rip your brain out
and I’ma put it in the newspaper
and I’m going to smash it against the window like Silly Putty,
so you dance and enjoy yourself and move on
and hope I don’t see you tonight, OK, alright.

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