Fun Emails from Sluts

Everyone knows that February 14th is Slutoberfest and lots of sluts have been hittin’ me up. Too bad these went to my spam box or I could probably be getting my knob robbed right now.

Do not write me a long time, waiting for Nastia!

Hi handsome – you were so good in bed with me -
I want to again make love to you – no 1 man I had never done so well as you have done -
I’ll procure very great pleasure – my body was looking at your pictures just on fire!

I came to you, and your number does not answer, Anna.

Hey – why do I stop writing? “I very much waited your letter – every day,
I now have a website, come to my page and write to me at last,
I’m waiting for you, and I want to meet with you, kisses – Nadia from Russia!

Forgot about his mistress?

Hi, I am sad and dreary one – there – In Moscow,
I live alone now hooked up the internet, that’s looking for someone to talk to,
I have a web camera as well as personal page on the internet, come on,
help me to remove my sadness.

I arrived only a week, very much want to see you!

Good day, I accidentally found a letter from you, I remember how we communicated with you.
You were so hot, let’s talk again – drop me to the page – I’ll wait for my very sweet!

I’m not sure who be these sluts, but they speak like Asian talk. Good thing I asked for Extenze for Christmas, and one of these.