Inside the life of a sorority girl

Can’t believe no one told me about this application before.  Facebook has an application called Sorority Life where you can basically pretend to be a sorority girl and do things like slut it up, throw it down, spend money on stupid clothes, and ruin peoples lives.  I was going to start a little series of posts on the life of the fake sorority girl I created (her name is Ridesalottacox), but then I realized how fucking stupid this application is.

Since this is a Facebook game it has to be real life, which teaches me that all sorority girls do is socialize, go to the bank, start fights, go to the spa, put on makeup, fingerblast (under the My Self tab)…and I’m assuming the Jobs tab is referencing those of the hand and blow variety. But one of the best things about this is that if you actually look at the jobs the girls are eligible for you will see that they can only be dog walkers or dining hall assistants (apparently even Starbucks is outta their league?).

This game really is retarded. I’ll just go back to watching girls bitchslap each other for the last cock standing at last call.