Where be my reverse seein’ devices??

So…went to go move my car the other day and something wasn’t quite right. I didn’t remember leaving my mirror on the ground and in multiple pieces. Apparently someone decided the wide open street wasn’t big enough, so they took the mirror clean off my car. Naturally I assumed it was an asian, or a woman, or a pirate ship driven by a guinea pig. Luckily they left a note that cleared everything up:

I’m not sure, but I think this person offered to buy me pitchers at Conor’s.  I’m not too worried about the missing mirror – I found something much better to look at while I’m driving drunk…I mean just driving.

Oh, just in case you don’t believe me about the pirate guinea pigs…they’re real: