Quattron = Gay and Asian
Mar 26, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, celebrities, old people, tv, video
Anyone else find it odd that Sharp would market its new Quattron technology with George Takei?
Oh my…
Tags: George Takei, Quattron, Sharp
I Need You
Mar 26, 2010 audio, celebrities, dumb girls, idiots, music, news, pop culture, video
Paris Hilton has a new song called “I Need You”
Are your ears bleeding too?
Tags: exclusive, i need you, Paris Hilton
I Was Fired For Using N-Word
Mar 26, 2010 idiots, news, photo, school
This news story caused my mother to use her cellphone to txt me “u must get the paper today.” I think this is only the second or third time she has figured out how to do this on a phone, so I knew it had to be somewhat important. After talking with her, she made me buy copies of the local Waltham newspaper, which had this as the main, above the fold headline: “Principal: I was fired for n-word”
To give more background, this guy Peter Silverman used to be the principle at my old elementary school (long after I attended), where my mother currently works. She never liked him and would say he had asperger’s syndrome. He left that job after allegedly having an affair with a teacher (who’s husband worked at the same school, and whom she had four kids with, they are now divorced). Eventually he became principal at Waltham’s Plympton Elementary School. On February 9th this year he “mysteriously stopped working as principal.”
The article is pretty entertaining, Silverman claims he was fired after quoting the John Lennon song “Woman is the Nigger of the World” to show his support for two teachers. These are quotes by Silverman that made it into the article:
“I think it would have been better if I hadn’t said it. I used the wrong analogy – I use analogies all the time, with kids and adults. It’s the only way I’ve ever used the word ‘nigger.’”
“Some people said it would have been fine if I had said, ‘low man on the totem pole’ – yet to Native Americans, that would have been offensive. It’s part of our colloquial speak.”
So to make sure you understand this along with me, Silverman states he only uses the n-word in analogies, which he uses all the time, including with kids. And offensive words (apparently the n-word) are apart of our colloquial speak. He also repeated the word ‘nigger’ in the interview, and took a shot at Native Americans for no reason. Well done sir, I think this makes you a Corporate Thuggin’ Honorary Member.
If there was one thing I could always say about Silverman, it is that he is photogenic:
Tags: affair, asperger's syndrome, john lennon, n-word, principal, waltham
Pittsburgh: Where Shit Goes Down
Mar 23, 2010 idiots, internet, news, tv
I heard this report on the radio a last week, but nothing does it justice until you see the video. The story goes that a guy snuck into another man’s bed in the middle of the night. Make sure to notice the leopard sheets, mirror headboard, and a disgusting Pittsburgh accent. If you want to experience this kind of scene for yourself, carry around a case of Iron City at a Steeler game and be prepared to make friends.
Tags: accents, idiots, news, pittsburgh
This Movie Doesn’t Look Very Funny, But Aziz Is In It
Mar 23, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, nsfw, pop culture, video
I haven’t seen any good redband trailers in a while and this one doesn’t really quench my thirst, but it does have Aziz Ansari in it so it was pretty good. He said to be hosting the MTV Movie Awards so Twilight skits with an indian guy are going to pretty hilarious. You can stop watching after the five 15 seconds.
Tags: aziz ansari, film, Jonah Hill, movie, pop culture, raaaaaaaandy, russell brand
Jackass 3D and the Heli-Cockter
Mar 23, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, news, pop culture, tv, video
The story goes that the Paramount execs were reviewing some footage and came across a stunt called the “Heli-cockter.” It featured Pontius with a remote control helicopter tied to his dick as it flew around the screen, in 3D no less. Needless to say, the project was greenlit immediately. Twenty bucks that the movie will also feature jizz getting thrown at the audience, don’t get too excited Cracker with Cheese.
Tags: bam margera, chris pontius, film, jackass, johnny knoxville, movie, pop culture, steve-o, tv
Telephone
Mar 12, 2010 uncategorized
Hearing this song back in November, I can’t believe it took this long for a video to come out. After my last post, Invincible Period sent me a link to this video, ladies and gentleman, I give you the 2010 movie of the year:
My thoughts after watching it:
1. Prison is cool, but where else can I get cigarette glasses?
2. How bad does Madonna wish thongs were popular in the ’80s? Or, putting cans in your hair for curlers?
3. How many product placements / pop culture references could you name?
4. Shortest 10 minutes of my life
5. I love America too!
Invincible Period iPod
Mar 11, 2010 dumb girls, music, pop culture, video
With Invicible Period leaving for Africa this weekend, I bet he is spending his remaining hours making sure his iPod is full of songs and videos like this:
Tags: Africa, asians, invincible period, ipod, t-ara, things to jack off to
What Does Big Ben Mean By Sexual Contact?
Mar 11, 2010 celebrities, crime, pop culture, sex, sports
So Big Ben Roethlisberger is back in the news for another sexual assault, but he technically never (motioning my index finger through a circle made with my other hand). So, I thought it was necessary to put together a list of what he may be referring to.
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Is Eric Massa A Member Of Corporate Thuggin’
Mar 11, 2010 celebrities, government, idiots, pop culture, tv, video
After hearing about this story and getting the rundown of the shit Eric Massa was up to, I think I’m pretty sure that no member of Corporate Thuggin’ has a political future, especially Cracker with Cheese and his penchant for hair tussling. Fast forward to 4:30 to get to the shit where this guys starts talking about tickle fights and orgies from Caligula. I usually hate all this political bullshit, but this guy is incredible.
Tags: congressman, eric massa, gay, Gay Stuff, glenn beck, larry king, new york, politics
