Linday’s Gettin’ After – Showing Twat Tastefully

Despite my use of Courtney Stodden-esque alliteration, I hope that you did not overlook the fact that LiLo’s Playboy spread will be more literal that figurative. Mind you, we have seen this before, but never without the hated upskirt angle. I thought that this Playboy spread would just feature some boob action, but couchie lips takes it to a whole new level and lets us further add to CT’s already outstanding tag. And if you are part of the population that says, “Lindsay isn’t hot anymore.” I reply with, “she once looked like picture in this post,” so fuck you, I’ll still jack off to her. So, bide your time with the constant bra-less paparazzi photos while you glaze your collective knuckle, #lohanlabias will soon make their mark. By the way, get that hash tag going, it’s the best one I’ve seen since up with since #lovetocum.