Corporate Sluttin’ Gets Legit

Movie trailers can make or break a major motion picture’s reputation and dictate it’s subsequent level of success at the box office.  A shitty trailer may often leave you wishing you’d had a yeast infection in your eyes rather than ever witnessing said theatrical abortion.  At the same time, well produced red band trailers are known to get us hard and even produce a little pre. When a trailer can stand on its own and provoke emotion, its a beautiful thing. Some trailers have made me giddy with laughter, for example, Super Bad. Others have provoked me to commit genocide on a small village with a chain gun, for example, trailers for Rambo and Sex in the City (the one where they go to India and try to give Ghandi a handjob or some shit). But when is the last time a trailer made you want to jack your dick/jiggle your clit? I present you with Digital Playground’s Body Heat.  This porn trailer isn’t just some gimmick horse shit either.  Explosions? Check. Hot dudes with big hogs …I mean… Sluts? Check. Asain firefighters with huge tits? Ch-fucking-eck. While trailers for porn movies are undoubtedly awesome, they will inevitably lead to less movie sales because if you’re not a pussy you’ll be able to glaze knuckle before the trailer is even over.