Fuck Mayweather-Pacquiao

Pretty Boy Floyd came out this week and said that he is planning a fight for May 5 in Vegas, and the it was the “biggest fight possible.” He did this one week before Manny Pacquiao is scheduled to fight some other scrub. Forget this bullshit and these 120 pound pussies.

The real story in boxing is that Lenny Dykstra aka Nails is set to take on none other than the human pin cushion Jose Canseco. Canseco is known for being a snitch and Nails is known for playing balls out as well as going bankrupt. Both guys have nothing to lose, meaning I expect a lot of blood. My money’s on nails.