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Kittens + Outfits + Bad Singing =

Tags: invincible period, kittens, Quiznos

Dogtooth

Jun 27, 2010 advertisment, freaks, movie, video

I need to get on imdb more often:

Plot Summary:

Three teenagers are confined to an isolated country estate that could very well be on another planet. The trio spend their days listening to endless homemade tapes that teach them a whole new vocabulary. Any word that comes from beyond their family abode is instantly assigned a new meaning. Hence ‘the sea’ refers to a large armchair and ‘zombies’ are little yellow flowers. Having invented a brother whom they claim to have ostracized for his disobedience, the uber-controlling parents terrorize their offspring into submission. The father is the only family member who can leave the manicured lawns of their self-inflicted exile, earning their keep by managing a nearby factory, while the only outsider allowed on the premises is his colleague Christina, who is paid to relieve the son of his male urges. Tired of these dutiful acts of carnality, Christina enlists the elder daughter for some girl-on-girl action, carelessly disturbing the domestic balance. Soon enough, sex has spread throughout the household like fire. Next stop: rebellion.

Tags: cat, Dogtooth, IMDB

New Summer Shows Get Huge

Jun 27, 2010 advertisment, dumb girls, sex, tv, video

If this is like any other ABC Family show, get ready for some big hot summer camp action:

Tags: ABC Family, Hayley Hasselhoff, Huge, Nikki Blonsky, The Secret Life of an American Teenager

Sports Dad

Jun 13, 2010 advertisment, sports, tv, video

Forever 21 as a father, European remix:

Tags: baby name, commercial, FIFA World Cup, forever 21, Hyundai

JerseyWater

Apr 8, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, celebrities, pop culture, tv, video

Vitaminwater commercials are getting longer and longer (and gayer):

In other sports commercial news, Nike has a new add campaign slogan, “All Day I Dream About Sex”:

Tags: adidas, david wright, jersey shore, nike, the situation, Tiger Woods, vitaminwater

Old Spice Commercials

Apr 6, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, internet, video

Guys who still use Axe are pussies:

Tags: axe, building kick, college humor, explosion, old spice, power, President Camacho, pussies, terry crews, tiger

Quattron = Gay and Asian

Mar 26, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, celebrities, old people, tv, video

Anyone else find it odd that Sharp would market its new Quattron technology with George Takei?

Oh my…

Tags: George Takei, Quattron, Sharp

Stuff I Wish I Invented: The Manwich

Mar 9, 2010 advertisment, pop culture

As I delve deeper into this segment, you are will surely hear about some other food items that I wish I invented, but number one on this list will forever be The Manwich. Let’s start with the food itself, it consists of ground meat (caviar for non-queers) and some sort of sauce that makes saying “fuck you” to napkins, inevitable. You have to put it one bread so that you can totally neglect the thought eating utensils and any sort of order to the insanity. Now, the contents are as incredible as Blue Mountain State, but the name is what truly sets it apart. Even when comparing the title to some other good sandwich names like the BLT, the Reuben, or the Club, it’s like comparing Bruce Springsteen to Clay Aiken. If sandwiches could talk, the Manwich would ask where the closest full-contact strip club is, while all other sandwiches would ask if they could lick you asshole. A Sandwich is a Sandwich, A Manwich is the Fucking Truth.