Insert Period Joke Here
Aug 18, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, celebrities, photo, pop culture, sex, she could get it, tv

Tags: hbo, Period, Rolling Stone, True Blood, vampires
If Invincible Period Made Commercials
Aug 1, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, stuff people like, tv, video
Kittens + Outfits + Bad Singing =
Tags: invincible period, kittens, Quiznos
Dogtooth
Jun 27, 2010 advertisment, freaks, movie, video
I need to get on imdb more often:
Plot Summary:
Three teenagers are confined to an isolated country estate that could very well be on another planet. The trio spend their days listening to endless homemade tapes that teach them a whole new vocabulary. Any word that comes from beyond their family abode is instantly assigned a new meaning. Hence ‘the sea’ refers to a large armchair and ‘zombies’ are little yellow flowers. Having invented a brother whom they claim to have ostracized for his disobedience, the uber-controlling parents terrorize their offspring into submission. The father is the only family member who can leave the manicured lawns of their self-inflicted exile, earning their keep by managing a nearby factory, while the only outsider allowed on the premises is his colleague Christina, who is paid to relieve the son of his male urges. Tired of these dutiful acts of carnality, Christina enlists the elder daughter for some girl-on-girl action, carelessly disturbing the domestic balance. Soon enough, sex has spread throughout the household like fire. Next stop: rebellion.
New Summer Shows Get Huge
Jun 27, 2010 advertisment, dumb girls, sex, tv, video
If this is like any other ABC Family show, get ready for some big hot summer camp action:
Tags: ABC Family, Hayley Hasselhoff, Huge, Nikki Blonsky, The Secret Life of an American Teenager
Sports Dad
Jun 13, 2010 advertisment, sports, tv, video
Forever 21 as a father, European remix:
Tags: baby name, commercial, FIFA World Cup, forever 21, Hyundai
JerseyWater
Apr 8, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, celebrities, pop culture, tv, video
Vitaminwater commercials are getting longer and longer (and gayer):
In other sports commercial news, Nike has a new add campaign slogan, “All Day I Dream About Sex”:
Tags: adidas, david wright, jersey shore, nike, the situation, Tiger Woods, vitaminwater
Old Spice Commercials
Apr 6, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, internet, video
Guys who still use Axe are pussies:
Tags: axe, building kick, college humor, explosion, old spice, power, President Camacho, pussies, terry crews, tiger
Quattron = Gay and Asian
Mar 26, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, celebrities, old people, tv, video
Anyone else find it odd that Sharp would market its new Quattron technology with George Takei?
Oh my…
Tags: George Takei, Quattron, Sharp
Stuff I Wish I Invented: The Manwich
Mar 9, 2010 advertisment, pop culture
As I delve deeper into this segment, you are will surely hear about some other food items that I wish I invented, but number one on this list will forever be The Manwich. Let’s start with the food itself, it consists of ground meat (caviar for non-queers) and some sort of sauce that makes saying “fuck you” to napkins, inevitable. You have to put it one bread so that you can totally neglect the thought eating utensils and any sort of order to the insanity. Now, the contents are as incredible as Blue Mountain State, but the name is what truly sets it apart. Even when comparing the title to some other good sandwich names like the BLT, the Reuben, or the Club, it’s like comparing Bruce Springsteen to Clay Aiken. If sandwiches could talk, the Manwich would ask where the closest full-contact strip club is, while all other sandwiches would ask if they could lick you asshole. A Sandwich is a Sandwich, A Manwich is the Fucking Truth.
Tags: Blue Mountain State, bruce springsteen, clay aiken, food, manwich, strip club, stuff i wish i invented
One Day
Feb 18, 2010 advertisment, idiots, music, pop culture, sports, tv, video
What could be better than having a Hasidic Jew get you pumped up for the Winter Olympics:
Why not remix the song with rapper Akon:
This is kind of like having Busta Rhymes included on a remake of We Are the World 25; that’s right:
Tags: akon, busta rhymes, hasidic jew, matisyahu, we are the world 25, winter olympics






