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Bank$ Likes Engine Sounds

cracker with cheese — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 20:44:10 +0000

(watch on youtube)

Thankfully Kanye West was there to add the lyrics (1m : 58s):

I met this MIFL at the all-star getting action

A cougar with more rings than Phil Jackson

Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs

And her booty is why God invented my balls

“I met this MILF at the all-star getting action

A cougar with more rings than Phil Jackson

Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs

And her booty is why God invented my balls”

Weezy Free

cracker with cheese — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 00:48:56 +0000

Records at NYC Department of Correction show that a 5′ 5″, 130 pound man, Dwayne Carter aka Lil’ Wayne, has been release after serving 8 months.

This story has been confirmed via Mr. Carter’s jail blog: http://weezythanxyou.com/, as well as through victim notification:

I have an important message from VINE, New York’s Automated Victim Notification Service. Please listen carefully to this message, you may want to have a pen and paper handy. After the message you will be asked to enter your four digit pin to prevent repeated calls to this telephone number. You are registered with us to receive updates about an offender with us whose last name is Carter (C A R T E R), and whose first name is Dwayne. The offender’s New York State Identification Number is 02616544L. I’m calling to tell you there has been a change in this offenders custody status. This offender is no longer in custody, as of November 4th, 2010. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact your local law enforcement agency, or if you have an emergency call 911.

What is with these rappers and auto-tune?

America!

Lil' Biznas Planz — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:20:37 +0000

Hello all out in Corporate Thuggin world! I know its been quite a while since you have heard from me, but the wait is surely worth it.

If there are two things I love in this world, its Van Halen and America. This got me thinking…why not combine both into one amazing song thats sure to be blasted at 4th of July Cookouts and Freedom Marches all across this great nation. Well, with some editing help from White Collar Crime, that’s exactly what I did. So grab your gun, a cold Pabst, and strap yourself in, because are about to get fired the fuck up.

You Know What’s Better Than Mickey Rourke Getting Nominated For An Oscar

forever 21 — Sat, 22 May 2010 16:12:48 +0000

Justin Bieber getting nominated for a BET Award. Something tells me he might stick out a little bit at the show. Does anyone else think Bieber looks like Hilary Swank in Boy’s Don’t Cry?

I Need You

cracker with cheese — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 22:49:57 +0000

Paris Hilton has a new song called “I Need You”

Are your ears bleeding too?

Raaaaaaaandy Mixtape

cracker with cheese — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:04:23 +0000

If you haven’t heard, Randy is making a mixtape:

Only one song has been leaked so far, but it is more of a long bitchy rant:

The mixtape is also being slowed down by whoever Justin Bieber is:

Entrance Songs For Tiger Woods’ Press Conference

forever 21 — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:31:30 +0000

I thought I’d give Tiger a few options for his walk up to the podium for tomorrow’s press conference. The Tiger songs are pretty lame to tell you the truth, but my suggestion for Elin transcends adultery.

Lil Wayne should have just called this one Tiger’s Autobiography

Anything from Three Six Mafia would def instill Tiger’s vibe

Do you think is possible that Tiger plays golf solely for the twat. Fred Durst thinks so. wow, that sentence is lame, but maybe Tiger’s Sunday red is a tribute to ole Freddy.

And… one for Elin.

Songs I Would Sing In My Audition For American Idol

forever 21 — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:31:22 +0000

Personally, I feel like I was born to sing the first song, but the benefits of singing songs two and three might be too much to pass up.

1. Somebody Kill Me Please by Adam Sandler – to show off my vocal range

2.The Birthday Song by Taco (Jon Lajoie) – to hopefully get a shot at banging out Kara Dioguardi

3. Come to My Window by Melissa Etheridge- to get a shot at banging out Ellen

Kid N Play Are Still Sick As Shit

forever 21 — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:19:38 +0000

The House Party series of movies are some of the most underrated films of all-time. If you haven’t seen them, it’s like Boyz N Tha Hood with funny bad guys. Kid n Play got back together today since it’s been 20 years since the original House Party hit theaters. Watch these videos and bask in the nostalgia.

here’s the lame shit

here’s the hot shit

Rap Lyric of the Day – “If Amazing Was A Young Bitch, I’d Be Going To Jail Because I’m Fucking Amazing”

forever 21 — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:15:23 +0000

Here is the latest installment of the “Rap Lyric of the Day” segment. This entry comes from Drake and might as well have come from Cracker With Cheese considering some of his recent posts.

Uhh, set up the occasion,
I’m up in the place in,
if amazing was a young b-tch,
I be going to jail cuz I be f-cking amazing,
whats up in the taking,
I’m ready and Im willing, why the f-ck are we waiting