Note to Self: Go To Tila Tequila Concerts
Aug 18, 2010 caption contest, celebrities, dumb girls, idiots, injuries, internet, music, nsfw, photo, pop culture, she could get it, video
Before:
During:
After:
Tags: Gathering of the Juggalos, Tila Tequila, tmz, wwtdd
Insert Period Joke Here
Aug 18, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, celebrities, photo, pop culture, sex, she could get it, tv
Tags: hbo, Period, Rolling Stone, True Blood, vampires
If Invincible Period Made Commercials
Aug 1, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, stuff people like, tv, video
Kittens + Outfits + Bad Singing =
Tags: invincible period, kittens, Quiznos
ESPY SNL Hosts
Jul 17, 2010 caption contest, news, pop culture, sports, tv, uncategorized, video
Loading ...Tags: espn, ESPYs, Norm MacDonald, Seth Meyers
How People In Florida Die
Jul 5, 2010 caption contest, idiots, injuries, internet, news, old people, science, tv, video
Always Fair and Balanced, leave it to Fox News to have a youtube clip in a story about a guy killing himself on the 4th of July in an experimental helicopter he built in his garage:
What makes it better is the background music in the actual youtube video:
Tags: Edgar Thompson, experiment, Florida, fox news, helicopter, I Believe I Can Fly, R. Kelly, Titusville
Baby Gaga Part 2
Jun 7, 2010 caption contest, internet, music, pop culture, video
I finally understand why people have kids…
Who is More Patriotic
May 6, 2010 caption contest, government, news, photo, politics, school, uncategorized
Unless you are some kind of liberal fag, you probably came across this news story today:
American Patriots Daniel Galli, Austin Carvalho, Matt Dariano, Dominic Maciel and Clayton Howard were sent home from school on Cinco de Mayo for wearing American flag shirts and bandannas. The students were told “they must turn their T-shirts inside-out or be sent home.”
If you have a problem with this please feel free to call the school at (408) 201-6100, or email Principal Nick Boden at Nick.Boden@mhu.k12.ca.us
And while your heart is being filled with anti-Mexican rage, and likely still hung over from Drinko de Mayo; it is time to answer the most important question this story raises:
Loading ...Tags: america, Austin Carvalho, cinco de mayo, Clayton Howard, Daniel Galli, Dominic Maciel, Live Oak High School, Matt Dariano, Nick Boden, patriots
Beer Bat
Apr 25, 2010 caption contest, internet, video
CT member ‘I Brought the Table‘ sent me an email today with this message:
“1. i dont know how to post movies on CT, i think these need to be up there
2. i don’t know how computers work, but feek free to edit these together”
And files for two videos, he is now on youtube:
PS – Sweet high school wrestling gear
Tags: Bat, beer, I Brought the Table, wrestling
Friday Invincible Period Joke
Apr 9, 2010 caption contest, internet, music, pop culture, video
Invincible Period + Banana + Dance moves I will be using this weekend = Lady Gaga:
Notes for next time: too much snapping, not enough guy with no pants on in the background
Tags: banana, invincible period, lady gaga
JerseyWater
Apr 8, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, celebrities, pop culture, tv, video
Vitaminwater commercials are getting longer and longer (and gayer):
In other sports commercial news, Nike has a new add campaign slogan, “All Day I Dream About Sex”:
Tags: adidas, david wright, jersey shore, nike, the situation, Tiger Woods, vitaminwater
