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Note to Self: Go To Tila Tequila Concerts

cracker with cheese — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:59:23 +0000

Before:

During:

After:

Story from TMZ

Insert Period Joke Here

cracker with cheese — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:49:10 +0000

If Invincible Period Made Commercials

cracker with cheese — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 01:46:11 +0000

Kittens + Outfits + Bad Singing =

ESPY SNL Hosts

cracker with cheese — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 23:36:04 +0000

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How People In Florida Die

cracker with cheese — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 00:46:22 +0000

Always Fair and Balanced, leave it to Fox News to have a youtube clip in a story about a guy killing himself on the 4th of July in an experimental helicopter he built in his garage:

What makes it better is the background music in the actual youtube video:

Baby Gaga Part 2

cracker with cheese — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:51:38 +0000

I finally understand why people have kids…

See Part One

Who is More Patriotic

cracker with cheese — Fri, 07 May 2010 02:38:36 +0000

Unless you are some kind of liberal fag, you probably came across this news story today:

American Patriots Daniel Galli, Austin Carvalho, Matt Dariano, Dominic Maciel and Clayton Howard were sent home from school on Cinco de Mayo for wearing American flag shirts and bandannas. The students were told “they must turn their T-shirts inside-out or be sent home.”

If you have a problem with this please feel free to call the school at (408) 201-6100, or email Principal Nick Boden at Nick.Boden@mhu.k12.ca.us

And while your heart is being filled with anti-Mexican rage, and likely still hung over from Drinko de Mayo; it is time to answer the most important question this story raises:

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Beer Bat

cracker with cheese — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 19:25:58 +0000

CT member ‘I Brought the Table‘ sent me an email today with this message:

“1. i dont know how to post movies on CT, i think these need to be up there
2. i don’t know how computers work, but feek free to edit these together”

And files for two videos, he is now on youtube:

PS – Sweet high school wrestling gear

Friday Invincible Period Joke

cracker with cheese — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:59:11 +0000

Invincible Period + Banana + Dance moves I will be using this weekend = Lady Gaga:

Notes for next time: too much snapping, not enough guy with no pants on in the background

JerseyWater

cracker with cheese — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 22:34:25 +0000

Vitaminwater commercials are getting longer and longer (and gayer):

In other sports commercial news, Nike has a new add campaign slogan, “All Day I Dream About Sex”: