Raaaaaaaandy Mixtape
Mar 8, 2010 audio, celebrities, injuries, internet, music, pop culture, video
If you haven’t heard, Randy is making a mixtape:
Only one song has been leaked so far, but it is more of a long bitchy rant:
The mixtape is also being slowed down by whoever Justin Bieber is:
Tags: aziz ansari, justin bieber, raaaaaaaandy
Baby Gaga
Mar 3, 2010 caption contest, celebrities, dumb girls, freaks, idiots, music, pop culture, tv, video
If you need to reach me please leave a message, I am searching the world for whatever country this is…
Tags: lady gaga, laura fontana, QST?
Justin Bieber Must Die
Mar 1, 2010 caption contest, celebrities, dumb girls, internet, music, pop culture, video
Too upset to say anything right now…
Tags: justin bieber, noah cyrus
Designated Driver
Feb 23, 2010 celebrities, internet, tv, video
Probably because it is on HBO, I can’t find a full clip of this, but check out Funny Or Die Presents, episode one, the Designated Driver clip. It shows why I could never live as an adult with Forever 21 in the same city. (Paul Scheer = Cracker with Cheese, Rob Riggle = Forever 21). This short clip will not make any sense as to why, you need to watch it on HBO on demand:
Tags: cracker with cheese, forever 21, funny or die presents, hbo, Paul Scheer, Rob Riggle
Star of Blank Check Arrested Again
Feb 20, 2010 celebrities, crime, movie, news, pop culture, tv, video
Man, this kid got really fucked up. Mr. Macintosh’s money must have went straight to his head.
Tags: blank check, brian bonsall, child star, crime, family ties, film, movie, tv
This Movie Is Like Blow, Except About Porn
Feb 20, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, nsfw, pop culture, she could get it, tv, video
I heard about this movie over on filmdrunk, and it was good to hear that Luke Wilson took a break from showing his new and improved extra wide face on att commercials. The movie is called Middle Men and the trailer is definitely not safe for work as it focuses on the rise of internet porn. The only thing you really need to know is the tag line for the film, “Getting In is Easy. Pulling Out is Hard.” Why the fuck couldn’t we come out with a line that good to go with our website, god damn it. After watching this trailer, note that we have a segment called “Things to Jack Off To,” I’m just sayin’.
Tags: film, luke wilson, movie, porn, pussy, redband trailer, tag line, things to jack off to, tits, trailer
This Girl May Be A Bigger Justin Bieber Fan Than Cracker With Cheese
Feb 20, 2010 celebrities, music, pop culture
The funny thing is I caught Cracker with Cheese doing this exact same thing last week.
Tags: crying, justin bieber, music
Entrance Songs For Tiger Woods’ Press Conference
Feb 18, 2010 audio, celebrities, news, pop culture, sex, sports, tv, video
I thought I’d give Tiger a few options for his walk up to the podium for tomorrow’s press conference. The Tiger songs are pretty lame to tell you the truth, but my suggestion for Elin transcends adultery.
Lil Wayne should have just called this one Tiger’s Autobiography
Anything from Three Six Mafia would def instill Tiger’s vibe
Do you think is possible that Tiger plays golf solely for the twat. Fred Durst thinks so. wow, that sentence is lame, but maybe Tiger’s Sunday red is a tribute to ole Freddy.
And… one for Elin.
Tags: elin, elin nordegren, golf, lil wayne, limp bizkit, sex, sports, three six mafia, tiger, Tiger Woods
Songs I Would Sing In My Audition For American Idol
Feb 10, 2010 audio, celebrities, internet, movie, music, pop culture, tv, video
Personally, I feel like I was born to sing the first song, but the benefits of singing songs two and three might be too much to pass up.
1. Somebody Kill Me Please by Adam Sandler – to show off my vocal range
2.The Birthday Song by Taco (Jon Lajoie) – to hopefully get a shot at banging out Kara Dioguardi
3. Come to My Window by Melissa Etheridge- to get a shot at banging out Ellen
Tags: adam sandler, come to my window, film, fx, melissa etheridge, movie, music, somebody kill me please, taco, the birthday song, The League, the wedding singer, tv
Kid N Play Are Still Sick As Shit
Feb 10, 2010 audio, celebrities, internet, movie, music, pop culture, tv, video
The House Party series of movies are some of the most underrated films of all-time. If you haven’t seen them, it’s like Boyz N Tha Hood with funny bad guys. Kid n Play got back together today since it’s been 20 years since the original House Party hit theaters. Watch these videos and bask in the nostalgia.
here’s the lame shit
here’s the hot shit
Tags: boyz n tha hood, film, house party, kid n play, mo'nique, movie, music, rap
