Archive for the ‘idiots’ Category

Baby Gaga

Mar 3, 2010 caption contest, celebrities, dumb girls, freaks, idiots, music, pop culture, tv, video

If you need to reach me please leave a message, I am searching the world for whatever country this is…

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One Day

Feb 18, 2010 advertisment, idiots, music, pop culture, sports, tv, video

What could be better than having a Hasidic Jew get you pumped up for the Winter Olympics:

Why not remix the song with rapper Akon:

This is kind of like having Busta Rhymes included on a remake of We Are the World 25; that’s right:

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Super Bowl Commercials

Feb 8, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, celebrities, crime, government, idiots, internet, news, pittsburgh, politics, pop culture, sports, tv, video

Trying to come up with a title for this post was hard, seeing that every internet media blog has taken some variation of  “Monday Morning Fill-in-a-term” even though they have no idea what sport reference this is making.  ANYWAYS, as a whole I was upset with how unfunny the commercials happened to be this year.  And if I see one more Denny’s commercial I will kill someone.  You can find all the commercials on YouTube, but to save you time, this is all you need to know:

Best unintentional-intentional comedy that has no business trying to be funny:

Best showing of why Americans think Pittsburgh sucks:

Only commercial that got me to LOL, thanks Lamar:

Commercial that would have been funny if it wasn’t leaked before it aired [FYI - all the Doritos commercials sucked, and when someone at work reminded me that they were submitted to the company by ordinary people it makes me wonder why a they would waste $2.5 million on a spot]:

Most original idea that came from last year’s #1 summer comedy movie:

Best use of taking a popular TV show concept from a non-CBS station:

Worst use of tax money:

Bud Light was the, per usual, best brander this year, they also had the best rap artist joke from 2008:

Finally, the commercial you should watch about 100 times comes from Audi.  It gets my M. Night Shyamalan award.  To start, I thought it was a take on what America would be about if Al Gore was Prez.  Also, for the first 40 seconds it will have you thinking it is a joke on white-collar crime, not to be confused with White-Collar Crime.  During this time you may also think it is a joke about white people actually being capable of committing crime.   Finally you will see it is about being a hippie:

… I also like this commercial because I play a small part in the financing of it

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GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!

Jan 26, 2010 idiots, video

I guess he got some shit for the first one so he made a second…

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twloha

Jan 23, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, celebrities, idiots, internet, photo, pop culture, video

Odd video featuring Miley Cyrus and Joaquin Phoenix (and later Liv Tyler) trying to raise money so people can write stuff on their own arms.  Makes perfect sense to me, as well as a need to vote in order to raise the money.  It is nice to see Miley explain a computer to Joaquin, who seems afraid of human interaction talking to the guy in the beginning of the video.  Also, I can’t wait until Miley starts using stimulant drugs so she can have a little pep in her step and talk faster.  At one point in the video is also seems that Joaquin is looking for Miley to give him a lap dance.  Liv Tyler joins the mix, as Joaquin tries to explain his internet lessons to her.  Liv finds the internet amazing, amazing.

The last time I remember seeing Joaquin he looked like this:

joaquin_phoenix

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More Mom Emails

Jan 23, 2010 government, idiots, internet, news, politics, science, video

Got this today:

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Kids on the Internet

Jan 23, 2010 caption contest, idiots, internet, music, pop culture, science, video

Always remember that kids are our future…

…we are in trouble

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Private Abortion Practice

Jan 20, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, dumb girls, idiots, injuries, sex, she could get it, tv, video

I have never seen this show, but this preview makes it look interesting (very slow at first, amazing acting at the end):

At the same time, it comes across as having the exact opposite premise of every Maury episode I have watched.

The more hilarious clip is here, but I was not able to embed it

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OMFM – Oh My Fucking MacGruber

Jan 19, 2010 advertisment, celebrities, idiots, internet, movie, nsfw, pop culture, tv, video

How did I not know this movie was coming out (release date April 23):

All we can hope for is more racism:

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watch #bms or you’re gay, right @thadcastle

Jan 19, 2010 advertisment, college, idiots, internet, photo, sports, tv, video

If you have not watched an episode of Blue Mountain State (BMS) all you need to get hooked is the opening credits:

To sum it up: Boobs, Alcohol, Sports, College, Blowjobs.

Thank God people, or Chris Romano, have finally realized that if you make a show about drinking, sports, and shit talking and put it on after 10pm (swearing) it will be a perfect storm (see The League).

Premiering last Tuesday on Spike (yes, the same channel that has given us MANswers), BMS combines all the great  parts of college life, at a school that is centered around a scandal filled sports team.

Episodes so far:

1. It’s Call Hazing, Look It Up

2. Craig Loses His Promise Ring In A Stripper

3. Tonight: Is That A Pocket Pussy

The star character of the show is half frat guy / half jock retard Thad Castle.  In the first party scene Thad is shown, improving a part from Beerfest, snorting a line of a girls stomach, taking a bong hit, drinking beer out of a syringe, taking a pill off another girls tongue, then exhales.  If only smoke came out of his mouth (pussy couldn’t handle the real shit).  Another great Thad scene is him tackling a player, then standing over him yelling “9/11, 9/11… never forget.”

thad

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