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I heard about this movie over on filmdrunk, and it was good to hear that Luke Wilson took a break from showing his new and improved extra wide face on att commercials. The movie is called Middle Men and the trailer is definitely not safe for work as it focuses on the rise of internet porn. The only thing you really need to know is the tag line for the film, “Getting In is Easy. Pulling Out is Hard.” Why the fuck couldn’t we come out with a line that good to go with our website, god damn it. After watching this trailer, note that we have a segment called “Things to Jack Off To,” I’m just sayin’.

Tags: film, luke wilson, movie, porn, pussy, redband trailer, tag line, things to jack off to, tits, trailer

Songs I Would Sing In My Audition For American Idol

Feb 10, 2010 audio, celebrities, internet, movie, music, pop culture, tv, video

Personally, I feel like I was born to sing the first song, but the benefits of singing songs two and three might be too much to pass up.

1. Somebody Kill Me Please by Adam Sandler – to show off my vocal range

2.The Birthday Song by Taco (Jon Lajoie) – to hopefully get a shot at banging out Kara Dioguardi

3. Come to My Window by Melissa Etheridge- to get a shot at banging out Ellen

Tags: adam sandler, come to my window, film, fx, melissa etheridge, movie, music, somebody kill me please, taco, the birthday song, The League, the wedding singer, tv

Kid N Play Are Still Sick As Shit

Feb 10, 2010 audio, celebrities, internet, movie, music, pop culture, tv, video

The House Party series of movies are some of the most underrated films of all-time. If you haven’t seen them, it’s like Boyz N Tha Hood with funny bad guys. Kid n Play got back together today since it’s been 20 years since the original House Party hit theaters. Watch these videos and bask in the nostalgia.

here’s the lame shit

here’s the hot shit

Tags: boyz n tha hood, film, house party, kid n play, mo'nique, movie, music, rap

A Couple of Dicks aka Cop Out Has Totally Redeemed Itself

Feb 6, 2010 celebrities, movie, pop culture, video

The first trailer I saw for his movie looked like they were going to pussify a Kevin Smith movie, which is ridiculous. Luckily, the red band trailer has hit the internet and I was completely wrong. There are too many one-liners to type, so watch this. You know what, I once heard that Lil’ Biznas Planz was all foreskin. Also, I bet Iron Sheik is pumped that Kevin Pollock is in it.

Tags: a couple of dicks, bruce willis, cop out, foreskin, iron sheik, kevin pollak, kevin smith, tracy morgan

Corporate Alcoholics

Jan 22, 2010 advertisment, college, internet, movie, pop culture, tv, video

I came across this movie on IMDB because I was looking up Nick Kroll.

This trailer actually shows 16.6repeated% of the movie Successful Alcoholics (25 minutes long if you are slow):

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Nick Kroll (from The League) is a funny motherfucker (ps – drunk packing is the only way forever 21 knows how to do it):

Tags: college humor, drunk packing, forever 21, IMDB, Nick Kroll, Successful Alcoholics, The League

OMFM – Oh My Fucking MacGruber

Jan 19, 2010 advertisment, celebrities, idiots, internet, movie, nsfw, pop culture, tv, video

How did I not know this movie was coming out (release date April 23):

All we can hope for is more racism:

Tags: charles barkley, Kristen Wiig, MacGruber, Racism, SNL, Val Kilmer, Will Forte

Tiger’s Wife Turning Into Sarah Connor

Jan 19, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, news, pop culture, sex, sports, tv

With each passing day, Elin is looking more like Sarah Connor from Terminator. While Tiger was getting after it, could Elin have been doing the same? Maybe she found a soldier from the future and got the shit plowed out of her. Maybe that kid’s the future savior of the human race. The weird thing is that Tiger acts more like a robot than Arnold did in the movie.

Tags: elin nordegren, film, golf, linda hamilton, look a like, movie, sarah connor, terminator, Tiger Woods

Chloe

Jan 12, 2010 advertisment, celebrities, dumb girls, movie, nsfw, sex, she could get it, video

For those who ever wondered what Amanda Seyfried (Karen from Mean Girls) looks like naked and going down on Liam Neeson, you will not have to wait much longer: