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Watch This And Then Try To Not Go Directly To Facebook

Jul 15, 2010 celebrities, facebook, internet, movie, news, pop culture, video

This is that movie based on a bunch of nerds from harvard who invented the greatest procrastination tool of all-time and made everyone in the world completely narcissistic. Don’t get me wrong, I love facebook almost as much as I love looking at pictures of myself. But Mark Zuckerburg should be bowing down to David Fincher for making him look like the most bad ass nerd since Data from the Goonies.

Tags: aaron sorkin, david fincher, facebook, film, jesse eisenberg, movie, the social network, trailer

@fatawesome and @RobHuebel take on M. Night

Jul 7, 2010 internet, movie, pop culture, video

From fatawesome:

From Rob Huebel:

Tags: fatawesome, m. night shyamalan, Rob Huebel, The Last Airbender

America!

Jun 28, 2010 audio, movie, music

Hello all out in Corporate Thuggin world! I know its been quite a while since you have heard from me, but the wait is surely worth it.

If there are two things I love in this world, its Van Halen and America. This got me thinking…why not combine both into one amazing song thats sure to be blasted at 4th of July Cookouts and Freedom Marches all across this great nation. Well, with some editing help from White Collar Crime, that’s exactly what I did. So grab your gun, a cold Pabst, and strap yourself in, because are about to get fired the fuck up.

Tags: america, Fourth of July, Freedom, Liberty, Patriotism, Van Halen.

Dogtooth

Jun 27, 2010 advertisment, freaks, movie, video

I need to get on imdb more often:

Plot Summary:

Three teenagers are confined to an isolated country estate that could very well be on another planet. The trio spend their days listening to endless homemade tapes that teach them a whole new vocabulary. Any word that comes from beyond their family abode is instantly assigned a new meaning. Hence ‘the sea’ refers to a large armchair and ‘zombies’ are little yellow flowers. Having invented a brother whom they claim to have ostracized for his disobedience, the uber-controlling parents terrorize their offspring into submission. The father is the only family member who can leave the manicured lawns of their self-inflicted exile, earning their keep by managing a nearby factory, while the only outsider allowed on the premises is his colleague Christina, who is paid to relieve the son of his male urges. Tired of these dutiful acts of carnality, Christina enlists the elder daughter for some girl-on-girl action, carelessly disturbing the domestic balance. Soon enough, sex has spread throughout the household like fire. Next stop: rebellion.

Tags: cat, Dogtooth, IMDB

MTV Movie Awards: Dropping F Bombs and Pantomiming Blowjobs, Yeah Boy

Jun 7, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, music, news, pop culture, radio, she could get it, tv, video

I’m just going to make one quick statement, so I can whack off to these gifs. I pulled the gifs off WarmingGlow. The show sucked, Aziz is incredible, Katy Perry’s ugly but her tits are ridic.

Tags: blowjob, blowjobs, christina aguilera, gif, katy perry, movie awards, mtv, music, sex

You Know What’s Better Than Mickey Rourke Getting Nominated For An Oscar

May 22, 2010 audio, celebrities, internet, movie, music, news, pop culture

Justin Bieber getting nominated for a BET Award. Something tells me he might stick out a little bit at the show. Does anyone else think Bieber looks like Hilary Swank in Boy’s Don’t Cry?

Tags: Hilary Swank, justin bieber, look a like, mickey rourke

The King Of Facebook Status Updates

Apr 3, 2010 internet, movie, music, news, pop culture, tv

As facebook has evolved, it’s become increasingly difficult for people to refrain from being boring or unfunny with their facebook status updates. One member of the facebook community however, has taken the art of status updates to a new level. In this post I provide evidence.

Tags: facebook, internet, kesha, music, planets, rap, social media, status updates, titanic, tupac, tv, twitter

This Movie Doesn’t Look Very Funny, But Aziz Is In It

Mar 23, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, nsfw, pop culture, video

I haven’t seen any good redband trailers in a while and this one doesn’t really quench my thirst, but it does have Aziz Ansari in it so it was pretty good. He said to be hosting the MTV Movie Awards so Twilight skits with an indian guy are going to pretty hilarious. You can stop watching after the five 15 seconds.

Tags: aziz ansari, film, Jonah Hill, movie, pop culture, raaaaaaaandy, russell brand

Jackass 3D and the Heli-Cockter

Mar 23, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, news, pop culture, tv, video

The story goes that the Paramount execs were reviewing some footage and came across a stunt called the “Heli-cockter.” It featured Pontius with a remote control helicopter tied to his dick as it flew around the screen, in 3D no less. Needless to say, the project was greenlit immediately. Twenty bucks that the movie will also feature jizz getting thrown at the audience, don’t get too excited Cracker with Cheese.

Tags: bam margera, chris pontius, film, jackass, johnny knoxville, movie, pop culture, steve-o, tv