Note to Self: Go To Tila Tequila Concerts
Aug 18, 2010 caption contest, celebrities, dumb girls, idiots, injuries, internet, music, nsfw, photo, pop culture, she could get it, video
Before:
During:
After:
Tags: Gathering of the Juggalos, Tila Tequila, tmz, wwtdd
America!
Jun 28, 2010 audio, movie, music
Hello all out in Corporate Thuggin world! I know its been quite a while since you have heard from me, but the wait is surely worth it.
If there are two things I love in this world, its Van Halen and America. This got me thinking…why not combine both into one amazing song thats sure to be blasted at 4th of July Cookouts and Freedom Marches all across this great nation. Well, with some editing help from White Collar Crime, that’s exactly what I did. So grab your gun, a cold Pabst, and strap yourself in, because are about to get fired the fuck up.
Tags: america, Fourth of July, Freedom, Liberty, Patriotism, Van Halen.
Baby Gaga Part 2
Jun 7, 2010 caption contest, internet, music, pop culture, video
I finally understand why people have kids…
MTV Movie Awards: Dropping F Bombs and Pantomiming Blowjobs, Yeah Boy
Jun 7, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, music, news, pop culture, radio, she could get it, tv, video
I’m just going to make one quick statement, so I can whack off to these gifs. I pulled the gifs off WarmingGlow. The show sucked, Aziz is incredible, Katy Perry’s ugly but her tits are ridic.
Tags: blowjob, blowjobs, christina aguilera, gif, katy perry, movie awards, mtv, music, sex
You Know What’s Better Than Mickey Rourke Getting Nominated For An Oscar
May 22, 2010 audio, celebrities, internet, movie, music, news, pop culture
Justin Bieber getting nominated for a BET Award. Something tells me he might stick out a little bit at the show. Does anyone else think Bieber looks like Hilary Swank in Boy’s Don’t Cry?
Tags: Hilary Swank, justin bieber, look a like, mickey rourke
Songs you can jack off to
May 15, 2010 music, she could get it
I don’t know about you, but sometimes when I try to jack off to music videos I have to mute them just to finish. The worst part is when they try to work in a story line and you have that break in the song that totally kills the buzz, kind of like that part in that soft core porn video I watched where they put their clothes back on to solve the mystery. Thank god for Tila Tequila. Now here’s a song you can jack off to. I tried to count how many times she said “wet” and “cum” but I got sidetracked at that part where she says she wants to feel your explosion inside her.
UPDATE: I felt like lyrics were necessary, so I decided to transcribe them:
I spread my legs wide open for ya baby
So be a man and pump it harder inside me
I’m naked here, layin, waitin for ya baby, alone, alone, alone
I’m comin closer getting wetter for ya baby
You got me feelin, you got me dreamin, wiling out
No need to worry, wanna feel your explosion inside me
Get me off (Just get off)
Now let me ride ya like a rodeo baby,
I’ll twirl around a couple times until I’m there
I’ll do it to ya all night till I make you cum, cum, cum
You need to run your fingers through my messy hair
You need to pull it back tight, baby touch me there
If you want to hear me screamin out loud
Get me off (Just get me off)
Let me love you right now
Fall before my feet
Let me love you right now
Every single beat
Let me love you right now
Can’t you feel the heat
Let me love you right now
Get me off (Just get me off) (x a lot)
Nasty girl (x a lot)
Get me off (Just get me off) (x a lot)
Tags: she could get it, Tila Tequila, tila tequila get me off lyrics
Friday Invincible Period Joke
Apr 9, 2010 caption contest, internet, music, pop culture, video
Invincible Period + Banana + Dance moves I will be using this weekend = Lady Gaga:
Notes for next time: too much snapping, not enough guy with no pants on in the background
Tags: banana, invincible period, lady gaga
Slut Bunny
Apr 9, 2010 music, sex, she could get it
I have a new favorite song. It’s not just because the lyrics are incredible and the video reminds of that scene in Showgirls when Jessie Spano is giving her first lapdance (which is pretty much foreplay to her sex scene in the pool), but mainly because it’s by the quiet girl from the House Bunny. As we all remember, Lilly was the sister that never talked and usually hid behind things, until Shelley came along and made her into a hottie (Exhibit A). Well, looks like that rubbed off, because now she’s a total slut and I’m excited. Speaking of rubbing one off…
Tags: box, Kiely Williams, sex, she could get it, Spectacular
One Of Incincible Period’s Wet Dreams
Apr 7, 2010 celebrities, internet, music, pop culture, radio, tv, video
1. Asian
2. Guy
3. Invloves a Whitney Houston Song
Man, this kid looks like a panda.
Tags: asian, asians, internet, music, panda, tv, whitney houston
The King Of Facebook Status Updates
Apr 3, 2010 internet, movie, music, news, pop culture, tv
As facebook has evolved, it’s become increasingly difficult for people to refrain from being boring or unfunny with their facebook status updates. One member of the facebook community however, has taken the art of status updates to a new level. In this post I provide evidence.
Tags: facebook, internet, kesha, music, planets, rap, social media, status updates, titanic, tupac, tv, twitter
