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Linday’s Gettin’ After – Showing Twat Tastefully

forever 21 — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 17:59:04 +0000

Despite my use of Courtney Stodden-esque alliteration, I hope that you did not overlook the fact that LiLo’s Playboy spread will be more literal that figurative. Mind you, we have seen this before, but never without the hated upskirt angle. I thought that this Playboy spread would just feature some boob action, but couchie lips takes it to a whole new level and lets us further add to CT’s already outstanding tag. And if you are part of the population that says, “Lindsay isn’t hot anymore.” I reply with, “she once looked like picture in this post,” so fuck you, I’ll still jack off to her. So, bide your time with the constant bra-less paparazzi photos while you glaze your collective knuckle, #lohanlabias will soon make their mark. By the way, get that hash tag going, it’s the best one I’ve seen since up with since #lovetocum.

Doo-Wops & Hooligans

cracker with cheese — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 03:08:13 +0000

Is it me or is Bruno Mars turning into this generations version of Creed? All his songs sound the same and suck; however I do like this new Grenade one:

Bruno Mars – Grenade

Another thing that pisses me off about Bruno Mars is that he looks like a guy trying to look like a girl trying to look like a guy. If you have trouble following that, he looks like Janelle Monáe trying to look even more like a guy.

Visual Aid:

Two of these are Janelle, two are Bruno. Can you tell the difference, no one can.

Lastly, there can only be one mainstream gay Bruno, and that market is already full:

Bruno Trailer

Bank$ Likes Engine Sounds

cracker with cheese — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 20:44:10 +0000

(watch on youtube)

Thankfully Kanye West was there to add the lyrics (1m : 58s):

I met this MIFL at the all-star getting action

A cougar with more rings than Phil Jackson

Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs

And her booty is why God invented my balls

“I met this MILF at the all-star getting action

A cougar with more rings than Phil Jackson

Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs

And her booty is why God invented my balls”

Weezy Free

cracker with cheese — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 00:48:56 +0000

Records at NYC Department of Correction show that a 5′ 5″, 130 pound man, Dwayne Carter aka Lil’ Wayne, has been release after serving 8 months.

This story has been confirmed via Mr. Carter’s jail blog: http://weezythanxyou.com/, as well as through victim notification:

I have an important message from VINE, New York’s Automated Victim Notification Service. Please listen carefully to this message, you may want to have a pen and paper handy. After the message you will be asked to enter your four digit pin to prevent repeated calls to this telephone number. You are registered with us to receive updates about an offender with us whose last name is Carter (C A R T E R), and whose first name is Dwayne. The offender’s New York State Identification Number is 02616544L. I’m calling to tell you there has been a change in this offenders custody status. This offender is no longer in custody, as of November 4th, 2010. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact your local law enforcement agency, or if you have an emergency call 911.

What is with these rappers and auto-tune?

Hey Kindergarten Teachers, Stop Being Cunts. There’s a New Alphabet Song

forever 21 — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 19:12:38 +0000

Fatawesome does it again, this time by rewriting the most well known song of all-time. And making it way less gay.

Modern Day Prophets: “How Do Magnets Work?”

forever 21 — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 02:00:11 +0000

Note to Self: Go To Tila Tequila Concerts

cracker with cheese — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:59:23 +0000

Before:

During:

After:

Story from TMZ

America!

Lil' Biznas Planz — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:20:37 +0000

Hello all out in Corporate Thuggin world! I know its been quite a while since you have heard from me, but the wait is surely worth it.

If there are two things I love in this world, its Van Halen and America. This got me thinking…why not combine both into one amazing song thats sure to be blasted at 4th of July Cookouts and Freedom Marches all across this great nation. Well, with some editing help from White Collar Crime, that’s exactly what I did. So grab your gun, a cold Pabst, and strap yourself in, because are about to get fired the fuck up.

Baby Gaga Part 2

cracker with cheese — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:51:38 +0000

I finally understand why people have kids…

See Part One

MTV Movie Awards: Dropping F Bombs and Pantomiming Blowjobs, Yeah Boy

forever 21 — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 23:54:34 +0000

I’m just going to make one quick statement, so I can whack off to these gifs. I pulled the gifs off WarmingGlow. The show sucked, Aziz is incredible, Katy Perry’s ugly but her tits are ridic.