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Note to Self: Go To Tila Tequila Concerts

cracker with cheese — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:59:23 +0000

Before:

During:

After:

America!

Lil' Biznas Planz — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:20:37 +0000

Hello all out in Corporate Thuggin world! I know its been quite a while since you have heard from me, but the wait is surely worth it.

If there are two things I love in this world, its Van Halen and America. This got me thinking…why not combine both into one amazing song thats sure to be blasted at 4th of July Cookouts and Freedom Marches all across this great nation. Well, with some editing help from White Collar Crime, that’s exactly what I did. So grab your gun, a cold Pabst, and strap yourself in, because are about to get fired the fuck up.

Baby Gaga Part 2

cracker with cheese — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:51:38 +0000

I finally understand why people have kids…

See Part One

MTV Movie Awards: Dropping F Bombs and Pantomiming Blowjobs, Yeah Boy

forever 21 — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 23:54:34 +0000

I’m just going to make one quick statement, so I can whack off to these gifs. I pulled the gifs off WarmingGlow. The show sucked, Aziz is incredible, Katy Perry’s ugly but her tits are ridic.

You Know What’s Better Than Mickey Rourke Getting Nominated For An Oscar

forever 21 — Sat, 22 May 2010 16:12:48 +0000

Justin Bieber getting nominated for a BET Award. Something tells me he might stick out a little bit at the show. Does anyone else think Bieber looks like Hilary Swank in Boy’s Don’t Cry?

Songs you can jack off to

invincible period — Sat, 15 May 2010 17:02:33 +0000

I don’t know about you, but sometimes when I try to jack off to music videos I have to mute them just to finish. The worst part is when they try to work in a story line and you have that break in the song that totally kills the buzz, kind of like that part in that soft core porn video I watched where they put their clothes back on to solve the mystery. Thank god for Tila Tequila. Now here’s a song you can jack off to. I tried to count how many times she said “wet” and “cum” but I got sidetracked at that part where she says she wants to feel your explosion inside her.

UPDATE: I felt like lyrics were necessary, so I decided to transcribe them:

I spread my legs wide open for ya baby
So be a man and pump it harder inside me
I’m naked here, layin, waitin for ya baby, alone, alone, alone
I’m comin closer getting wetter for ya baby
You got me feelin, you got me dreamin, wiling out
No need to worry, wanna feel your explosion inside me

Get me off (Just get off)

Now let me ride ya like a rodeo baby,
I’ll twirl around a couple times until I’m there
I’ll do it to ya all night till I make you cum, cum, cum
You need to run your fingers through my messy hair
You need to pull it back tight, baby touch me there
If you want to hear me screamin out loud

Get me off (Just get me off)

Let me love you right now
Fall before my feet
Let me love you right now
Every single beat
Let me love you right now
Can’t you feel the heat
Let me love you right now

Get me off (Just get me off) (x a lot)
Nasty girl (x a lot)
Get me off (Just get me off) (x a lot)

Friday Invincible Period Joke

cracker with cheese — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:59:11 +0000

Invincible Period + Banana + Dance moves I will be using this weekend = Lady Gaga:

Notes for next time: too much snapping, not enough guy with no pants on in the background

Slut Bunny

invincible period — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 04:30:33 +0000

I have a new favorite song. It’s not just because the lyrics are incredible and the video reminds of that scene in Showgirls when Jessie Spano is giving her first lapdance (which is pretty much foreplay to her sex scene in the pool), but mainly because it’s by the quiet girl from the House Bunny. As we all remember, Lilly was the sister that never talked and usually hid behind things, until Shelley came along and made her into a hottie (Exhibit A). Well, looks like that rubbed off, because now she’s a total slut and I’m excited. Speaking of rubbing one off…

One Of Incincible Period’s Wet Dreams

forever 21 — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:41:36 +0000

1. Asian

2. Guy

3. Invloves a Whitney Houston Song

Man, this kid looks like a panda.

The King Of Facebook Status Updates

forever 21 — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:20:35 +0000

As facebook has evolved, it’s become increasingly difficult for people to refrain from being boring or unfunny with their facebook status updates. One member of the facebook community however, has taken the art of status updates to a new level. In this post I provide evidence.