ESPY SNL Hosts
Jul 17, 2010 caption contest, news, pop culture, sports, tv, uncategorized, video
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Watch This And Then Try To Not Go Directly To Facebook
Jul 15, 2010 celebrities, facebook, internet, movie, news, pop culture, video
This is that movie based on a bunch of nerds from harvard who invented the greatest procrastination tool of all-time and made everyone in the world completely narcissistic. Don’t get me wrong, I love facebook almost as much as I love looking at pictures of myself. But Mark Zuckerburg should be bowing down to David Fincher for making him look like the most bad ass nerd since Data from the Goonies.
Tags: aaron sorkin, david fincher, facebook, film, jesse eisenberg, movie, the social network, trailer
How People In Florida Die
Jul 5, 2010 caption contest, idiots, injuries, internet, news, old people, science, tv, video
Always Fair and Balanced, leave it to Fox News to have a youtube clip in a story about a guy killing himself on the 4th of July in an experimental helicopter he built in his garage:
What makes it better is the background music in the actual youtube video:
Tags: Edgar Thompson, experiment, Florida, fox news, helicopter, I Believe I Can Fly, R. Kelly, Titusville
MTV Movie Awards: Dropping F Bombs and Pantomiming Blowjobs, Yeah Boy
Jun 7, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, music, news, pop culture, radio, she could get it, tv, video
I’m just going to make one quick statement, so I can whack off to these gifs. I pulled the gifs off WarmingGlow. The show sucked, Aziz is incredible, Katy Perry’s ugly but her tits are ridic.
Tags: blowjob, blowjobs, christina aguilera, gif, katy perry, movie awards, mtv, music, sex
Spike Tells TLC To Go Fuck Itself
Jun 2, 2010 celebrities, internet, news, pop culture, sports, tv, video
I’ve always asked why people are always up in arms about shows like Jersey Shore, but never about any of the midget shows on TLC. Well, Spike just took it to the next level. This show is taking what started with WWE mini wrestling and got real. Also, it’s nice that Spike held back on some of the height related innuendos in their promo. Half Pint Brawlers debuts tonight in about an hour on Spike. I know this is screwing up the screen but I don’t know how to fix it and I’m pretty sure the video is worth so don’t be a fag.
On a side note, can anyone legitimately say that midget Vader was not the greatest wrestler of all-time.
Tags: half pint brawlers, internet, Spike, tv, video, wrestling, wwe, wwf
You Know What’s Better Than Mickey Rourke Getting Nominated For An Oscar
May 22, 2010 audio, celebrities, internet, movie, music, news, pop culture
Justin Bieber getting nominated for a BET Award. Something tells me he might stick out a little bit at the show. Does anyone else think Bieber looks like Hilary Swank in Boy’s Don’t Cry?
Tags: Hilary Swank, justin bieber, look a like, mickey rourke
Retired Basketball Relationships
May 6, 2010 celebrities, dumb girls, freaks, idiots, internet, news, nsfw, photo, pop culture, sex, she could get it, sports, tv, uncategorized, video
VH1 may have just taken the cake as the smartest reality TV show provider around. From the channel that has brought you [fill in the blank] Rehab with Dr. Drew, Hogan Knows Best, Breaking Bonaduce, The Pick-up Artist, Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, I Love Money, Megan Wants a Millionaire, Tool Academy, the list goes on; comes yet another ground breaking show, Basketball Wives. Judging by the fact that there is no Wikipedia entry for this show, I feel that America is not watching this masterpiece unfold. Take a look at what you are missing…
Premiering almost five weeks ago, the show is somewhat of a brain child of Shaunie O’Neal, an executive producer and ex-wife of Shaquille O’Neal. The magnitude of what this show has done for me is a bit overwhelming:
Cast Lineup:
Taking a play from my previous basketball post on an all-white basketball league, let’s take a look at how the woman of the show represent a starting lineup and sixth man. The height and crazy to this lineup is off the charts:
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| Matt Barnes – SF | Gloria Govan – Fiancee |
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| Eric Williams – PF | Jennifer Williams – Wife |
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| Antoine Walker – PF | Evelyn Lozada – Ex Wife |
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| Dwight Howard – C | Royce Reed – Baby Mama |
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| Shaquille O’Neal – C | Shaunie O’Neal – Ex Wife |
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| Michael Olowokondi – C | Suzie Ketcham – Ex Girlfriend |
Giving some more background to this couples, Matt Barnes and Gloria Govan are the only people that appear to have heads on their shoulders. They clearly had no idea what this show was getting themselves into, and it seems landing on his seventh team in a city near the rest of these girls was just bad luck.
So far in the episodes Eric and Jennifer Williams are still married; and with Barnes, Eric is the only other actual basketball player getting air time; but because of his past cheating I don’t expect Eric to be stealing scenes much longer.
Evelyn Lozada spends much of her camera time explaining how she is not a gold digger and is moving on after separating from Antoine Walker (who has made over $100 million but is now bankrupt and playing in Puerto Rico and paying her thousands a month in child support).
BREAKING NEWS: The shimmy shake is trying to make a comeback!
Royce Reed is only named on the show as an past Heat and Magic dancer. You won’t hear her mention Dwight Howard’s name, she legally can’t as she is banned from “using or publishing (orally, in writing, or otherwise), directly, indirectly or by innuendo, [Dwight's] name, nicknames, image, brand photographs, and/or likeness.“
Shaunie O’Neal, who calls herself the ‘Queen Bee’ of the girls, was served this letter after the first episode; she hasn’t been a major character since that episode. To add to the drama, Shaq is allegedly putting his dick in Gloria’s sister.
After landing the number one overall bust Michael Olowokondi, Suzie Ketcham is fittingly the bust of this group as well. This pair has two kids together, I want photographic proof to see how close to an alien these creatures are.
Episodes:
1. Meeting the girls and Royce drama at a Super Bowl party (see video below).
2. Evelyn throws herself a 34th birthday party with what is left of Antoine Walker’s money. Episode introduces the one and only Eric Williams.
3. Evelyn and Jen get disgusted by the city of Orlando. Groupie conflict begins.
4. Eric Williams steals the episode, housing hunting with Jen. Listen up VH1, you need to start a spin-off show, house shopping with athletes and their wives who are about to get divorced. Also, fancy restaurant fighting. Posting this episode while it is still available online…
5. Make sure to watch this Sunday at 10:00pm. The show is filmed in Miami, so remember there is a 40% chance you will see a Bangbros casting taking place in the background.
Drama:
Either I have very bad skills at finding videos on youtube, or VH1 is very protective of their content. I can’t find any good clips from the show, this is all I can leave you with:
Season preview:
Introducing Plastic Surgery:
Terrell Owens and Ludacris Super Bowl party video of Royce Reed:
And I couldn’t end this post without showing that, since the start of the show, Evelyn Lozada had some self portraits make their way online:
Tags: Antoine Walker, bangbros, basketball, Basketball Wives, Breaking Bonaduce, dwight howard, Eric Williams, Evelyn Lozada, Flavor of Love, Gloria Govan, Hogan Knows Best, I Love Money, Jennifer Williams, ludacris, Matt Barnes, megan wants a millionaire, miami, Michael Olowokondi, Rehab with Dr. Drew, Rock of Love, Royce Reed, Shaquille O'Neal, Shaunie O'Neal, Suzie Ketcham, Terrell Owens, The Pick-up Artist, tool academy, vh1
Who is More Patriotic
May 6, 2010 caption contest, government, news, photo, politics, school, uncategorized
Unless you are some kind of liberal fag, you probably came across this news story today:
American Patriots Daniel Galli, Austin Carvalho, Matt Dariano, Dominic Maciel and Clayton Howard were sent home from school on Cinco de Mayo for wearing American flag shirts and bandannas. The students were told “they must turn their T-shirts inside-out or be sent home.”
If you have a problem with this please feel free to call the school at (408) 201-6100, or email Principal Nick Boden at Nick.Boden@mhu.k12.ca.us
And while your heart is being filled with anti-Mexican rage, and likely still hung over from Drinko de Mayo; it is time to answer the most important question this story raises:
Loading ...Tags: america, Austin Carvalho, cinco de mayo, Clayton Howard, Daniel Galli, Dominic Maciel, Live Oak High School, Matt Dariano, Nick Boden, patriots
My New Favorite Person
May 2, 2010 dumb girls, internet, news, video
Haven’t had much Noah news recently, time to move on to Cecilia Cassini:
Tags: Cecilia Cassini, noah cyrus
The King Of Facebook Status Updates
Apr 3, 2010 internet, movie, music, news, pop culture, tv
As facebook has evolved, it’s become increasingly difficult for people to refrain from being boring or unfunny with their facebook status updates. One member of the facebook community however, has taken the art of status updates to a new level. In this post I provide evidence.
Tags: facebook, internet, kesha, music, planets, rap, social media, status updates, titanic, tupac, tv, twitter
