Archive for the ‘nsfw’ Category

This Movie Is Like Blow, Except About Porn

Feb 20, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, nsfw, pop culture, she could get it, tv, video

I heard about this movie over on filmdrunk, and it was good to hear that Luke Wilson took a break from showing his new and improved extra wide face on att commercials. The movie is called Middle Men and the trailer is definitely not safe for work as it focuses on the rise of internet porn. The only thing you really need to know is the tag line for the film, “Getting In is Easy. Pulling Out is Hard.” Why the fuck couldn’t we come out with a line that good to go with our website, god damn it. After watching this trailer, note that we have a segment called “Things to Jack Off To,” I’m just sayin’.

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OMFM – Oh My Fucking MacGruber

Jan 19, 2010 advertisment, celebrities, idiots, internet, movie, nsfw, pop culture, tv, video

How did I not know this movie was coming out (release date April 23):

All we can hope for is more racism:

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Chloe

Jan 12, 2010 advertisment, celebrities, dumb girls, movie, nsfw, sex, she could get it, video

For those who ever wondered what Amanda Seyfried (Karen from Mean Girls) looks like naked and going down on Liam Neeson, you will not have to wait much longer:

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Gettin’ pumped for 2010 – Part 1

Dec 23, 2009 movie, nsfw, pop culture, video

Get pumped for: the movie Kick-Ass which comes out in April

Preview for pussies:

Preview for kids who can enter fake info on a computer:

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Lindsay Lohan: Goldilocks and the Three Breast Shots, Part 2

Dec 15, 2009 celebrities, nsfw, pop culture, sex, she could get it, video

Unlike Invincible Period I think I know the difference between porn and art:

If it is in black and white and everyone looks like they are tripping on drugs you got art.  Stay classy Lindsay.

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Lindsay Lohan: Goldilocks and the Three Breast Shots

Dec 15, 2009 celebrities, nsfw, sex, she could get it

Apparently Lindsay Lohan finally stopped eating box and started eating something that supports the natural development of her breasts. To demonstrate, she posed for some terrible magazine that I’ve never heard of, and shows some T&A in various stages of undress that I will describe to you using a very delicately-crafted allusion to Goldilocks and the Three Bears:

This porn is too soft-core:

This porn is too hard-core:

This porn is just right:

Oh, BTW this is NSFW, unless you work in a brothel, like Cracker with Cheese.

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Adam is a girls name?

Nov 23, 2009 celebrities, freaks, music, nsfw, photo, pop culture, video

I feel I need to start by stating that I had no idea who Adam Lambert was.  Judging by this album cover I thought it was a ugly, P!nk wanna be, girl who thinks she can sing:

adam lambert

But this video really helped clear things up for me; Adam is one of those people who makes everyone around him uncomfortable (aka a huge, flaming homo).  I think even Lady Gaga would ask what the fuck is kid doing:

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The Noie & Ems Show

Oct 13, 2009 celebrities, idiots, internet, nsfw, pop culture, she could get it, video

Pedophiles remember to bookmark this link – http://www.youtube.com/user/noieemsshow

Favorite of Corporate Thugs, and younger sister to Miley Cyrus, Noah Cyrus is still young enough to count her age on your fingers.  Along with her friend, Emily Grace Reaves, these girls are redefining internet child porn with their youtube channel.  Here some classic shows:

I HOPE I NEVER HAVE A DAUGHTER, AND IF I DO, SHE WILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE INTERNET IS UNTIL THE AGE OF 21

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What is wrong with the Lohans

Oct 2, 2009 celebrities, freaks, internet, movie, nsfw, photo, pop culture, she could get it

Found this of WWTDD and almost threw up.

This is 23 year old Lindsay Lohan:

This is 15 year old Ali Lohan:

There was a time when I thought Lindsay was hot (Mean Girls days), I also thought Ali had potential, but this is just sad.  In other news, I hear her father, Michael Lohan, wants to get a show with Jon Gosselin called Divorced Dads Club.

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A Couple Songs Made By Invincible Period

Sep 25, 2009 celebrities, music, nsfw, sex, she could get it

Alright, these weren’t actually made by the writer we know as Invincible Period, but it does seem like they are a musical biographical summary of his life. They basically go over his penchant for accidentally sticking it in assholes and his affinity for asians.

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