Note to Self: Go To Tila Tequila Concerts

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Watch This And Then Try To Not Go Directly To Facebook

This is that movie based on a bunch of nerds from harvard who invented the greatest procrastination tool of all-time and made everyone in the world completely narcissistic. Don’t get me wrong, I love facebook almost as much as I love looking at pictures of myself. But Mark Zuckerburg should be bowing down to David Fincher for making him look like the most bad ass nerd since Data from the Goonies.

@fatawesome and @RobHuebel take on M. Night

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Why England Lost in World Cup 2010

Because Umbro is soooo 1994.

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Baby Gaga Part 2

I finally understand why people have kids…

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MTV Movie Awards: Dropping F Bombs and Pantomiming Blowjobs, Yeah Boy

I’m just going to make one quick statement, so I can whack off to these gifs. I pulled the gifs off WarmingGlow. The show sucked, Aziz is incredible, Katy Perry’s ugly but her tits are ridic.

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Spike Tells TLC To Go Fuck Itself

I’ve always asked why people are always up in arms about shows like Jersey Shore, but never about any of the midget shows on TLC. Well, Spike just took it to the next level. This show is taking what started with WWE mini wrestling and got real. Also, it’s nice that Spike held back on some of the height related innuendos in their promo. Half Pint Brawlers debuts tonight in about an hour on Spike. I know this is screwing up the screen but I don’t know how to fix it and I’m pretty sure the video is worth so don’t be a fag.

On a side note, can anyone legitimately say that midget Vader was not the greatest wrestler of all-time.

You Know What’s Better Than Mickey Rourke Getting Nominated For An Oscar

Justin Bieber getting nominated for a BET Award. Something tells me he might stick out a little bit at the show. Does anyone else think Bieber looks like Hilary Swank in Boy’s Don’t Cry?

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