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Invincible Period iPod

Mar 11, 2010 dumb girls, music, pop culture, video

With Invicible Period leaving for Africa this weekend, I bet he is spending his remaining hours making sure his iPod is full of songs and videos like this:

Tags: Africa, asians, invincible period, ipod, t-ara, things to jack off to

What Does Big Ben Mean By Sexual Contact?

Mar 11, 2010 celebrities, crime, pop culture, sex, sports

So Big Ben Roethlisberger is back in the news for another sexual assault, but he technically never (motioning my index finger through a circle made with my other hand). So, I thought it was necessary to put together a list of what he may be referring to.

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Tags: ben, ben roe, ben roethlisberger, big ben, crime, football, pittsburgh, sex, sexual assault, sports, steelers

Is Eric Massa A Member Of Corporate Thuggin’

Mar 11, 2010 celebrities, government, idiots, pop culture, tv, video

After hearing about this story and getting the rundown of the shit Eric Massa was up to, I think I’m pretty sure that no member of Corporate Thuggin’ has a political future, especially Cracker with Cheese and his penchant for hair tussling. Fast forward to 4:30 to get to the shit where this guys starts talking about tickle fights and orgies from Caligula. I usually hate all this political bullshit, but this guy is incredible.

Tags: congressman, eric massa, gay, Gay Stuff, glenn beck, larry king, new york, politics

Stuff I Wish I Invented: The Manwich

Mar 9, 2010 advertisment, pop culture

As I delve deeper into this segment, you are will surely hear about some other food items that I wish I invented, but number one on this list will forever be The Manwich. Let’s start with the food itself, it consists of ground meat (caviar for non-queers) and some sort of sauce that makes saying “fuck you” to napkins, inevitable. You have to put it one bread so that you can totally neglect the thought eating utensils and any sort of order to the insanity. Now, the contents are as incredible as Blue Mountain State, but the name is what truly sets it apart. Even when comparing the title to some other good sandwich names like the BLT, the Reuben, or the Club, it’s like comparing Bruce Springsteen to Clay Aiken. If sandwiches could talk, the Manwich would ask where the closest full-contact strip club is, while all other sandwiches would ask if they could lick you asshole. A Sandwich is a Sandwich, A Manwich is the Fucking Truth.

Tags: Blue Mountain State, bruce springsteen, clay aiken, food, manwich, strip club, stuff i wish i invented

Raaaaaaaandy Mixtape

Mar 8, 2010 audio, celebrities, injuries, internet, music, pop culture, video

If you haven’t heard, Randy is making a mixtape:

Only one song has been leaked so far, but it is more of a long bitchy rant:

The mixtape is also being slowed down by whoever Justin Bieber is:

Tags: aziz ansari, justin bieber, raaaaaaaandy

Baby Gaga

Mar 3, 2010 caption contest, celebrities, dumb girls, freaks, idiots, music, pop culture, tv, video

If you need to reach me please leave a message, I am searching the world for whatever country this is…

Tags: lady gaga, laura fontana, QST?

Justin Bieber Must Die

Mar 1, 2010 caption contest, celebrities, dumb girls, internet, music, pop culture, video

Too upset to say anything right now…

Tags: justin bieber, noah cyrus

Star of Blank Check Arrested Again

Feb 20, 2010 celebrities, crime, movie, news, pop culture, tv, video

Man, this kid got really fucked up. Mr. Macintosh’s money must have went straight to his head.

Tags: blank check, brian bonsall, child star, crime, family ties, film, movie, tv

This Movie Is Like Blow, Except About Porn

Feb 20, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, nsfw, pop culture, she could get it, tv, video

I heard about this movie over on filmdrunk, and it was good to hear that Luke Wilson took a break from showing his new and improved extra wide face on att commercials. The movie is called Middle Men and the trailer is definitely not safe for work as it focuses on the rise of internet porn. The only thing you really need to know is the tag line for the film, “Getting In is Easy. Pulling Out is Hard.” Why the fuck couldn’t we come out with a line that good to go with our website, god damn it. After watching this trailer, note that we have a segment called “Things to Jack Off To,” I’m just sayin’.