Corporate Thuggin'

MTV Movie Awards: Dropping F Bombs and Pantomiming Blowjobs, Yeah Boy

Jun 7, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, music, news, pop culture, radio, she could get it, tv, video

I’m just going to make one quick statement, so I can whack off to these gifs. I pulled the gifs off WarmingGlow. The show sucked, Aziz is incredible, Katy Perry’s ugly but her tits are ridic.

Tags: blowjob, blowjobs, christina aguilera, gif, katy perry, movie awards, mtv, music, sex

One Of Incincible Period’s Wet Dreams

Apr 7, 2010 celebrities, internet, music, pop culture, radio, tv, video

1. Asian

2. Guy

3. Invloves a Whitney Houston Song

Man, this kid looks like a panda.

Tags: asian, asians, internet, music, panda, tv, whitney houston

Rap Lyric of the Day – “If Amazing Was A Young Bitch, I’d Be Going To Jail Because I’m Fucking Amazing”

Feb 8, 2010 audio, celebrities, music, pop culture, radio, rap lyric of the day, video

Here is the latest installment of the “Rap Lyric of the Day” segment. This entry comes from Drake and might as well have come from Cracker With Cheese considering some of his recent posts.

Uhh, set up the occasion,
I’m up in the place in,
if amazing was a young b-tch,
I be going to jail cuz I be f-cking amazing,
whats up in the taking,
I’m ready and Im willing, why the f-ck are we waiting

Tags: drake, lyrics, rap, rap lyric of the day

Is He Talking About Getting A Mouth Hug?

Jan 15, 2010 audio, celebrities, internet, pop culture, radio, video

Jason Derülo likes two things umlauts and double entendres.

Tags: blowjob, blowjobs, in my head, jason derulo, music, music video, umlauts

Forever 21’s Best Posts Of The Year

Dec 29, 2009 advertisment, celebrities, college, freaks, idiots, internet, movie, music, news, pop culture, radio, sex, she could get it, tv, video

I haven’t gotten to post in a little bit because I’ve been fucking the shit out of corporate life and making it feel like more of a bitch the Adam James, but I decided that I’d put together a list of my favorite posts from each member of the CT crew.

briefcase and brass knuckles -Next Thursday, Who Wants In? – Following a full-on comment assault of a college newpaper article (which included the definition of a rainbow kiss), this kid was able to pull it together for all the non-losers who don’t read pussy college newspapers and instead turn the CT for their news.

cracker with cheese – Jennifer Aniston – when he wasn’t busy stalking Miley’s little sister, he provided one of the best one-liners ever written on the internet.

Forever 21 – Proof of Undergraduate Thuggin’ – It’s no mystery that I still live like I was in college, but when I got this e-mail from our landlord following graduation, I had proof that I did it right as an undergrad. Also, this landlord dabbles in adjectives like Michael Lohan dabbles in cunt-punching, true innovators.

I brought the table – Somebody Beat Us To Starting a Non-Profit – His latest effort gave us a look into the athletic exploits of some twat from Jersey Shore, but it wasn’t Snooki so I didn’t give a shit. His very first post though was definitely his best work.

invincible period – Things to Jack Off To Series – Yes he is a fag who likes cats, but he did provide us with a series of posts that has us on the first page of google when you search “things to jack off to,” yeah buddy rollin’ like a big shot.

Lil’ Biznas Planz – We Be… Corporate Thuggin! – Although his “Fucking With Terrorists” was as innovative as it gets, I can’t overlook that he gave our site it’s own theme song. A theme song that included lyrics such as these …

We’ll try and fuck your girl, no maybe
we slamming other bitches boxes, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until  you dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that we’re down with the U S of A
All other countries are GAY

white-collar crime – Too Soon? , Exclusive Michael Jackson Autopsy Photo – He came on strong with two MJ related posts within hours of the King’s death, this provided readers early on with a glimpse of the essence behind white-collar crime. He will shit on your grave and make people laugh about it.

Get ready for 2010, the year Corporate Thuggin’ gets your girlfriend pregnant.

Tags: adam james, cats, college, corporate thugs, football, Jennifer Aniston, jersey shore, michael jackson, mike leach, miley, miley cyrus, noah cyrus, sammy sweatheart, sports, terrorists, texas tech, things to jack off to, vikki blows

Right In My Mouth Radio Propoganda

Nov 21, 2009 advertisment, audio, radio

We here at Corporate Thuggin’ had out lives changed by a very popular campus radio show entitled, Right in My Mouth Radio. These geniuses had us pounding Busch Light and listening to radio every Thursday for a few years until they met their demise and we’re forced off the air due to numerous complaints. In tribute to the show I have compiled some propoganda that they distributed. It will give you a glimpse into their world.

Rejoins

Promos

Alternate Open

Tags: promos, propoganda, radio, right in my mouth