Rap Lyric of the Day – “If Amazing Was A Young Bitch, I’d Be Going To Jail Because I’m Fucking Amazing”

Here is the latest installment of the “Rap Lyric of the Day” segment. This entry comes from Drake and might as well have come from Cracker With Cheese considering some of his recent posts.

Uhh, set up the occasion,
I’m up in the place in,
if amazing was a young b-tch,
I be going to jail cuz I be f-cking amazing,
whats up in the taking,
I’m ready and Im willing, why the f-ck are we waiting

I Heart @Missnoiecyrus

Noah Cyrus is 9 and awesome.  Rap video of the year.  Team Noah:

Rap Lyric Of The Day – “My Attitude Is Celibate, I Don’t Give A Fuck”

The latest entry into Rap Lyric of the Day comes from Fabolous and the song “Imma Do It”. I like how he is amazing at puns, but terrible at spelling.

That’s why I’m with Nadia, I call my gun Nadia
When she say hi to ya, Ba-ba-bye to ya
Make it sound like saudia
Arabia, maybe ya haters ya
Watch what he say to her, Ya think
I can hold my head high or die or I can live and duck
My attitude is celibate, I don’t give a fuck

Rap Lyric Of The Day – “And I’ma Call You ‘Duncan Hines’ Just Keep It Moist”

This could be a new favorite segment of Corporate Thuggin’, so why not start it out on the right foot, with a lyric about pussy. This comes from the hit Give Me A Chance by Bobby Valentino featuring Ludacris.

Seems you need a man that’ll spin you ’round
Turn you inside out and upside down
Bet you never had it like that before
We can take it real slow or your back can blow
It’s whatever, whenever, you make the choice
And I’ma call you ‘Duncan Hines’ just keep it moist