Corporate Thuggin' » rap lyric of the day

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cracker with cheese — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 20:44:10 +0000

(watch on youtube)

Thankfully Kanye West was there to add the lyrics (1m : 58s):

I met this MIFL at the all-star getting action

A cougar with more rings than Phil Jackson

Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs

And her booty is why God invented my balls

“I met this MILF at the all-star getting action

A cougar with more rings than Phil Jackson

Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs

And her booty is why God invented my balls”

Weezy Free

cracker with cheese — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 00:48:56 +0000

Records at NYC Department of Correction show that a 5′ 5″, 130 pound man, Dwayne Carter aka Lil’ Wayne, has been release after serving 8 months.

This story has been confirmed via Mr. Carter’s jail blog: http://weezythanxyou.com/, as well as through victim notification:

I have an important message from VINE, New York’s Automated Victim Notification Service. Please listen carefully to this message, you may want to have a pen and paper handy. After the message you will be asked to enter your four digit pin to prevent repeated calls to this telephone number. You are registered with us to receive updates about an offender with us whose last name is Carter (C A R T E R), and whose first name is Dwayne. The offender’s New York State Identification Number is 02616544L. I’m calling to tell you there has been a change in this offenders custody status. This offender is no longer in custody, as of November 4th, 2010. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact your local law enforcement agency, or if you have an emergency call 911.

What is with these rappers and auto-tune?

Modern Day Prophets: “How Do Magnets Work?”

forever 21 — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 02:00:11 +0000

Rap Lyric of the Day – “If Amazing Was A Young Bitch, I’d Be Going To Jail Because I’m Fucking Amazing”

forever 21 — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:15:23 +0000

Here is the latest installment of the “Rap Lyric of the Day” segment. This entry comes from Drake and might as well have come from Cracker With Cheese considering some of his recent posts.

Uhh, set up the occasion,
I’m up in the place in,
if amazing was a young b-tch,
I be going to jail cuz I be f-cking amazing,
whats up in the taking,
I’m ready and Im willing, why the f-ck are we waiting

I Heart @Missnoiecyrus

cracker with cheese — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:42:43 +0000

Noah Cyrus is 9 and awesome. Rap video of the year. Team Noah:

Rap Lyric Of The Day – “My Attitude Is Celibate, I Don’t Give A Fuck”

forever 21 — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:49:49 +0000

The latest entry into Rap Lyric of the Day comes from Fabolous and the song “Imma Do It”. I like how he is amazing at puns, but terrible at spelling.

That’s why I’m with Nadia, I call my gun Nadia
When she say hi to ya, Ba-ba-bye to ya
Make it sound like saudia
Arabia, maybe ya haters ya
Watch what he say to her, Ya think
I can hold my head high or die or I can live and duck
My attitude is celibate, I don’t give a fuck

Rap Lyric Of The Day – “And I’ma Call You ‘Duncan Hines’ Just Keep It Moist”

forever 21 — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:46:54 +0000

This could be a new favorite segment of Corporate Thuggin’, so why not start it out on the right foot, with a lyric about pussy. This comes from the hit Give Me A Chance by Bobby Valentino featuring Ludacris.

Seems you need a man that’ll spin you ’round
Turn you inside out and upside down
Bet you never had it like that before
We can take it real slow or your back can blow
It’s whatever, whenever, you make the choice
And I’ma call you ‘Duncan Hines’ just keep it moist