How People In Florida Die
Jul 5, 2010 caption contest, idiots, injuries, internet, news, old people, science, tv, video
Always Fair and Balanced, leave it to Fox News to have a youtube clip in a story about a guy killing himself on the 4th of July in an experimental helicopter he built in his garage:
What makes it better is the background music in the actual youtube video:
Tags: Edgar Thompson, experiment, Florida, fox news, helicopter, I Believe I Can Fly, R. Kelly, Titusville
How do i feel about my period?
Apr 17, 2010 science, she could get it
And I’m like “OH, that’s what’s supposed to happen…”
Tags: periods
More Mom Emails
Jan 23, 2010 government, idiots, internet, news, politics, science, video
Got this today:
Tags: mom email, Nov 2 2010
Kids on the Internet
Jan 23, 2010 caption contest, idiots, internet, music, pop culture, science, video
Always remember that kids are our future…
…we are in trouble
Tags: conan o'brien, future, jay leno, kids
Obama’s December Rankings Approach Worst Ever
Dec 12, 2009 government, news, politics, science
(at least since the’ve polled).
Gallup today showed Obama’s Job Approval has fallen from near 70% to 50% in the ten months since his inauguration. At that rate, he’ll be at -16% come next election, fuck thats terrible!
They also show that the decrease wasn’t just the Republicans who realized they were idiots in November – almost 1 in 10 Democrats polled no longer expressed approval for Czar (or is it Tsar, Tzar, …) Obama. The fraction was significantly higher on the other side of the isle, however, almost 2 out of 3 Republicans polled no longer expressed approval. Whether this has anything to do with the recent exposure of many “scientists” (including the scum-bag charlatan soon-to-be-former Penn State Professor Michael Mann) colluding to falsify and hide data [Link 2] and manipulate what has turned out to be the basis of all climate change research and policy, is yet unknown.
Lastly, Gallup also shows how previous Presidents have done at the same time in their term. You know, one would think Obama’s would be higher, having just won the Nobel Peace Prize and all, I mean, he had to have done something to get that thing, right?
(All poll graphs retrieved from: http://www.gallup.com/poll/politics.aspx)
Tags: obama
A New Bible
Nov 10, 2009 book, celebrities, idiots, photo, pop culture, science, she could get it
Somehow two people who have not shown any ability to read or write have created a book. With the short title of How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have created what I am calling, a new modern Bible. The Amazon description shows by reading this book you will:
- Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth–Heidi’s exclusive tutorial
- Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer’s “Villain-o-meter”
- Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
- Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
- Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
- Bow down to the power of the paparazzi
I have no idea how they pull it off in only 144 pages (including pictures). The book does not come out until Nov. 16, and we at Corporate Thuggin’ have not been lucky enough to get an advanced copy; so you will have to look elsewhere to find people how actually spent time reading the book for a review column.
Tags: book, heidi montag, spencer pratt
A New Fun Game!
Oct 17, 2009 college, corporate sluttin, photo, science, she could get it, stuff people like
Hello dedicated readers, its been a while, hasnt it? I know I’ve missed you, and hopefully you’ve missed me. To show my affection for your loyalty, I’d like to share a fun new game with you that’s sweeping the Greater Boston Area. It’s called “Guess That Stain!”
The following stain was acquired between the hours of 10 PM Friday and 11 AM Saturday. I’ll give you a hint, we know fo’ sho’ that it isnt any of the following:
- Milk
- Semen
- A Seaman’s Milk
Happy Guessing!
Special thanks to White Collar Crime for instigation and inspiration.
Coming soon…The second Lil’ Biznas Planz original jam. It will make “Sexual Barry” look like a Nursery Rhyme.
Tags: america, awesome, box, cats, coochie lips, Fun Games, Labia, not photoshopped, obama, Racism, she could get it, Stains
Equinox gravity or Wellington witch craft?
Sep 21, 2009 science
During the equinox, the Earth’s axis is tilted not toward or away from the Sun, but instead the Sun is vertically above the equator. We experience the equinox twice a year, one of those times being right now. While science-y things like this may not interest you, take some time in the next few hours of the equinox to experiment with the equinox’s effects on gravitation pull using items in your very own kitchen. For example, during the equinox it is possible to balance a broom in a free standing position as demonstrated below. It is also possible to balance your entire body on your erect penis, I will demonstrate this privately for $20 and Cialis.
