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Extra! Extra! Girls Love Corporate Thuggin!!!

Lil' Biznas Planz — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 21:14:19 +0000

So a few weeks back, Ned Devines and Jose Cuervo had this promotion where you could make a shirt. So after drinking a shitload of tequilla I decided to make a shirt.

Weeks after that, a young lady stopped by so that we could sexually pleasure each other. At one point, she asked for a t shirt, and in my drunken state grabbed the first shirt I could find, without realizing what it was. Needless to say, when I woke up next to this, I nearly pissed the bed laughing.

How People In Florida Die

cracker with cheese — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 00:46:22 +0000

Always Fair and Balanced, leave it to Fox News to have a youtube clip in a story about a guy killing himself on the 4th of July in an experimental helicopter he built in his garage:

What makes it better is the background music in the actual youtube video:

How do i feel about my period?

invincible period — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 16:08:44 +0000

And I’m like “OH, that’s what’s supposed to happen…”

More Mom Emails

cracker with cheese — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 16:30:37 +0000

Got this today:

Kids on the Internet

cracker with cheese — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 15:39:53 +0000

Always remember that kids are our future…

…we are in trouble

Obama’s December Rankings Approach Worst Ever

briefcase and brass knuckles — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:46:17 +0000

(at least since the’ve polled).

Gallup today showed Obama’s Job Approval has fallen from near 70% to 50% in the ten months since his inauguration. At that rate, he’ll be at -16% come next election, fuck thats terrible!

They also show that the decrease wasn’t just the Republicans who realized they were idiots in November – almost 1 in 10 Democrats polled no longer expressed approval for Czar (or is it Tsar, Tzar, …) Obama. The fraction was significantly higher on the other side of the isle, however, almost 2 out of 3 Republicans polled no longer expressed approval. Whether this has anything to do with the recent exposure of many “scientists” (including the scum-bag charlatan soon-to-be-former Penn State Professor Michael Mann) colluding to falsify and hide data [Link 2] and manipulate what has turned out to be the basis of all climate change research and policy, is yet unknown.

Lastly, Gallup also shows how previous Presidents have done at the same time in their term. You know, one would think Obama’s would be higher, having just won the Nobel Peace Prize and all, I mean, he had to have done something to get that thing, right?

(All poll graphs retrieved from: http://www.gallup.com/poll/politics.aspx)

A New Bible

cracker with cheese — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:16:23 +0000

Somehow two people who have not shown any ability to read or write have created a book. With the short title of How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have created what I am calling, a new modern Bible. The Amazon description shows by reading this book you will:

- Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth–Heidi’s exclusive tutorial
- Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer’s “Villain-o-meter”
- Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
- Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
- Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
- Bow down to the power of the paparazzi

I have no idea how they pull it off in only 144 pages (including pictures). The book does not come out until Nov. 16, and we at Corporate Thuggin’ have not been lucky enough to get an advanced copy; so you will have to look elsewhere to find people how actually spent time reading the book for a review column.

A New Fun Game!

Lil' Biznas Planz — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:10:15 +0000

Hello dedicated readers, its been a while, hasnt it? I know I’ve missed you, and hopefully you’ve missed me. To show my affection for your loyalty, I’d like to share a fun new game with you that’s sweeping the Greater Boston Area. It’s called “Guess That Stain!”

The following stain was acquired between the hours of 10 PM Friday and 11 AM Saturday. I’ll give you a hint, we know fo’ sho’ that it isnt any of the following:

Milk
Semen
A Seaman’s Milk

Happy Guessing!

Special thanks to White Collar Crime for instigation and inspiration.

Coming soon…The second Lil’ Biznas Planz original jam. It will make “Sexual Barry” look like a Nursery Rhyme.

Equinox gravity or Wellington witch craft?

white-collar crime — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 02:45:28 +0000

During the equinox, the Earth’s axis is tilted not toward or away from the Sun, but instead the Sun is vertically above the equator. We experience the equinox twice a year, one of those times being right now. While science-y things like this may not interest you, take some time in the next few hours of the equinox to experiment with the equinox’s effects on gravitation pull using items in your very own kitchen. For example, during the equinox it is possible to balance a broom in a free standing position as demonstrated below. It is also possible to balance your entire body on your erect penis, I will demonstrate this privately for $20 and Cialis.